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13 May 2007, 7:16 pm

For starters, open your eyes. The lids were the problem.

Is there a correlation between colorblindness and seeing things only in black and white?

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13 May 2007, 8:19 pm

No, because a color-blind person would see colors as various shades of grey.

Would colors exist if there were no eyes?

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13 May 2007, 8:58 pm

Nope. There'd be no point.

Why am I up so late?

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14 May 2007, 1:32 pm

Because WP is just that addictive.

Will I ever be able to come up with names for the cats I plan to adopt?

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14 May 2007, 1:46 pm

yes, but you will figre out better ones and regret using the ones you chose

whats the point of everything?

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14 May 2007, 1:47 pm

There is no point in anything

Why is nail varnish so hard to stay on, yet even harder to get off.

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14 May 2007, 3:15 pm

Because it hates you.

Who would you be if you were a Simpsons character?

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14 May 2007, 3:45 pm

Marge

gjwidjsihgg ddjkjkdjij sdnddn?

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14 May 2007, 4:10 pm

Asdfasdjk sjk aslkf.

Is there intelligent life elsewhere in the universe?

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14 May 2007, 4:11 pm

Cow pie!

dduehuehrur dskdksdj fhfruhdddjsndj?

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14 May 2007, 5:18 pm

asdfhdksfh glkfugrkfhg lxkgdxlgxf hgflhfligh! :lol:

Is being book-smart important any more?

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14 May 2007, 6:25 pm

Just a sec....I gotta look that one up. :lol:

What time does the 5:00 ferry leave?

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14 May 2007, 7:18 pm

1700 local

Why doesn't everyone use 24 hour time?

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14 May 2007, 7:45 pm

Because twelve numbers fit better on a clock face than twenty-four.

Why do cats need to sleep so much of the time?

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15 May 2007, 3:36 am

They don't. They're just lazy.

How come All light = white but all paint = a dirty grey?

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15 May 2007, 8:43 am

Because Douglas Adams decreed it that way.

What's the best invented imaginary disease?

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