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18 May 2007, 12:26 pm

Yes, it's harder than getting a TN girl.

How can ducks stay on water?



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18 May 2007, 6:38 pm

Ducks don't stay on water, the water stays underneath the ducks. It's too afraid of what will happen otherwise.

Why aren't strawberries made of straw?


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18 May 2007, 6:47 pm

Because they're berry delicious without it!

Why are blackcurrants sour?



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18 May 2007, 6:54 pm

because they have been left on a tree all year

am i stupid



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18 May 2007, 6:56 pm

Because they're made of pure sour energy brought to the earth by christopher columbus, who was infact a space alien.

Why is it okay for fish to eat other fish, but it's weird for people to eat other people?



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18 May 2007, 11:30 pm

no one with as cool a name as Gilb could be stupid

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Because they're made of pure sour energy brought to the earth by christopher columbus, who was infact a space alien.

Why is it okay for fish to eat other fish, but it's weird for people to eat other people?

because fish dont have any feelings

why dose your neck hurt?


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19 May 2007, 5:48 am

Because it's separated from my body.

Why is this download taking so long?



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19 May 2007, 5:59 am

Maybe you're on Shaw Lite-Speed, instead of Shaw Turbo-Speed.

Why did I start a silly thread?



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19 May 2007, 6:10 am

I don't know.

Why are Slayer so cool?



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19 May 2007, 8:30 am

They got left in a freezer?

Why does having an audience ruin my ability to quote cool stuff? :(


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19 May 2007, 10:34 am

Since it's an AUDience, they want you to do odd stuff rather than cool stuff, that's what.

What colour is green?



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19 May 2007, 10:43 am

The colour of Vulcan blood.

Can you hum the Star Trek fight-music?


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19 May 2007, 12:02 pm

No but my brothers feet hum...





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19 May 2007, 4:57 pm

Because men need to project manly odour to attract a mate.

What did this little piggy do when he stayed at home?


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20 May 2007, 2:40 am

NOTHING!! !!

Why has no one ever wondered how UbbyUbbyUbby got his name?



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20 May 2007, 4:12 am

because he obviously got it form a drunk banana

what sound does the QI siren do and when does it occur?