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La La Land won Best Picture last night during the Oscars, not Moonlight.

I own a brewery.

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The Canadian Football League - What We're Made Of

Feel free to talk to me, if you wish.

Every day is a gift- cherish it!

"A true, true friend helps a friend in need."

I can't wait to go out for drinks with the girls on Friday night.

lol is always used appropriately. People don't tend to overuse it.

I despise Canadian and Japanese culture.

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The Canadian Football League - What We're Made Of

Feel free to talk to me, if you wish.

Every day is a gift- cherish it!

"A true, true friend helps a friend in need."

When it's hot and sunny during the summer, it's a good idea to slip an ice cube down someone's back to cool them off. But don't tell them first or they won't appreciate the pleasant surprise.

If it's winter and a person indoors is complaining that it's too cold, suddenly slipping an ice cube or snowball down their back will make them realize how nice and warm they actually were before, and they will greatly appreciate your reminding them.

I have no Internet connection right now.

Flamethrowers make excellent household pets.

There are rabbits that live on the moon, and they pound rice into cheese for the Man in The Moon.

(Wait, what legends am I getting mixed up? )

Some time ago my evil twin made a post about how she was planning to cause some mischief on WP. I am the good twin, and today I helped four little old ladies cross the street, got three kittens stuck up a tree to come safely down, and rescued a baby tapped inside a burning house.

And I also stopped my evil twin from putting ice cubes and snowballs down another person's back.

there is a price to pay for freedom, it is security.

i derived my signature from ezra's.

The reason why it's so windy in March is because the trees are waking up from their winter sleep, but they all have colds and can't stop sneezing.

George Washington used Twitter as often as Trump does. But Abe Lincoln preferred Facebook.

I really look forward to Daylight Savings Time and losing an hour of sleep. Sigh!

^ It's evident from your username that you don't particularly like Denis Istomin.