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Lillikoi
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28 Jul 2017, 8:55 pm

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How do you adult?

I don't wanna be an adult. :( Everyone keeps saying, "Oh, you're an adult at 18," and I'm not ready for it. :cry:

Three months ago, I was considered a kid, and now everything's taken a complete 360.



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28 Jul 2017, 9:01 pm

What is it though?



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28 Jul 2017, 9:14 pm

^
What's what? :?



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28 Jul 2017, 10:16 pm

Welp, I guess it's just me here. 8)



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28 Jul 2017, 10:33 pm

If i get cremated, I'll finally have a smoking hot body.


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28 Jul 2017, 10:36 pm

I'm going to get some of your ashes and smoke them in a giant bong.



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28 Jul 2017, 10:38 pm

Lillikoi wrote:
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What's what? :?


Adult?

Adulting?



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28 Jul 2017, 10:41 pm

^^ Meh.
It's been done.

Have you seen people ashes?
They do get in everywhere.
I snorted haif my step father because of an ill wind.


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28 Jul 2017, 10:42 pm

QuillAlba wrote:
Lillikoi wrote:
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What's what? :?


Adult?

Adulting?

Is it the same as adultery?


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28 Jul 2017, 10:46 pm

Oh yeah throw my ashes off a mountain, back draft, whoosh and you are breathing your father/mother.

Last joke.



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28 Jul 2017, 10:51 pm

When I say 'half' I mean a "very tiny amount".
But it's the thought of breathing someone in.
I'm probably possessed because of that.


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28 Jul 2017, 10:54 pm

I'd like to be popped in the ground all squishy and have a tree planted on me.
Much nicer thought being recycled in that way.
I could push out a rubber tree.
Or a nut tree would maybe be more fitting.
Macnuts.


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28 Jul 2017, 10:55 pm

Send me some and instructions.

*winks*



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28 Jul 2017, 10:56 pm

Raleigh wrote:
I'd like to be popped in the ground all squishy and have a tree planted on me.
Much nicer thought being recycled in that way.
I could push out a rubber tree.
Or a nut tree would maybe be more fitting.
Macnuts.


I want dragged into the forest, have my body split open and feed the animals.



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28 Jul 2017, 10:59 pm

Why would you need instructions?

It's odd how humans dispose of the dead.
I know a few things about cemeteries. :wink:
Interesting how the meat ants build their little tunnels.


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28 Jul 2017, 11:01 pm

Raleigh wrote:
Why would you need instructions?



(place ashes inside a condom)

The sort of pervy things I got banned for.