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08 Nov 2017, 12:34 pm

Skilpadde wrote:
every full moon I turn into a werewolf
every full sun I turn into a turtle

Haha :lol: wereturtle. My neighbor is a wereturtle.


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08 Nov 2017, 3:52 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
I can reach out and grab the Sun.


If you're rich and famous enough the Sun will let you do that.


I can reach out and grab the Moon with it is full.


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09 Nov 2017, 6:48 am

Wallace and Gromit took me up to the moon with them, and I picked me some delicious moon cheese :chef:



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09 Nov 2017, 8:02 am

I wrote the song Moon River.



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09 Nov 2017, 4:45 pm

I'm so not looking forwards to the Sims 4 Cats and Dogs coming out tomorrow. I definitely will not be downloading it as soon as possible.



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09 Nov 2017, 5:06 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:
I'm so not looking forwards to the Sims 4 Cats and Dogs coming out tomorrow. I definitely will not be downloading it as soon as possible.


Me neither, I'm going to get lots of sleep tonight instead of staying up to download it at 12:01 AM and then playing it the instant it's done.


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10 Nov 2017, 7:21 am

the new GOP tax plan [same as the old plan] will benefit mainly the middle-class.
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10 Nov 2017, 6:41 pm

I have a pet unicorn


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10 Nov 2017, 9:01 pm

I am a pet unicorn.



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10 Nov 2017, 9:52 pm

I am a unicorn's pet. :alien:



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11 Nov 2017, 9:23 am

Unicorns are real; they live on Mars.



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12 Nov 2017, 1:04 am

there never were any martians.



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12 Nov 2017, 1:09 pm

I’m a nun on Mars.



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12 Nov 2017, 2:29 pm

I'm a were-human :D


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12 Nov 2017, 4:06 pm

I’m a flying nun.



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12 Nov 2017, 4:15 pm

The truth is I'm lying :wink: