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cathylynn
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17 Jun 2019, 6:05 pm

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I want a cure for Aspergers. It's the only way I'll ever have a girlfriend and to have a birthday celebration that actually feels like one for me.


should i wish you happy birthday? if so, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!



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17 Jun 2019, 7:12 pm

cathylynn wrote:
Marknis wrote:
I want a cure for Aspergers. It's the only way I'll ever have a girlfriend and to have a birthday celebration that actually feels like one for me.


should i wish you happy birthday? if so, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


My birthday won't happen until August 5th but I won't have a girlfriend to celebrate it with. :(



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17 Jun 2019, 7:34 pm

The fact that I am a newbie and that my daughter won't go to bed.



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17 Jun 2019, 8:28 pm

Freudian slip, doctor Butler, prescription

Sometimes the doctor doesn't prescribe drugs

Sometimes the doctor calls the prescription into the pharmacy

Sometimes the prescription is under the appointments

Telepathic, precognitive, stalker

She even asked how to pronounce my name


Smothering


One actions, one statement


Instead of writing down everything I said, pay attention to the definition


:roll:


Building on fire

Janitor

Security


Besides, even if I were to have, waited for the prescription, then what?


There could be an infinite number of BS to wait for


Seriously


The first time she left the room, she told me to wait for her

The second time she left the room, she just shook my hand :roll:


Usually a handshake means, interaction over

Stupid b***h


Now I have to wait til July


:mrgreen:



Effexor, itchy


And who cares two doctors asked my pronoun


The counseling intern called me "they" and she acted like it was the right pronoun


"Beggars can't be choosers"




:mrgreen:



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17 Jun 2019, 9:10 pm

Marknis wrote:
cathylynn wrote:
Marknis wrote:
I want a cure for Aspergers. It's the only way I'll ever have a girlfriend and to have a birthday celebration that actually feels like one for me.


should i wish you happy birthday? if so, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


My birthday won't happen until August 5th but I won't have a girlfriend to celebrate it with. :(


aspies can improve their social skills. i have. does that sound like something you'd be interested in?



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17 Jun 2019, 9:16 pm

cathylynn wrote:
Marknis wrote:
cathylynn wrote:
Marknis wrote:
I want a cure for Aspergers. It's the only way I'll ever have a girlfriend and to have a birthday celebration that actually feels like one for me.


should i wish you happy birthday? if so, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


My birthday won't happen until August 5th but I won't have a girlfriend to celebrate it with. :(


aspies can improve their social skills. i have. does that sound like something you'd be interested in?


Is it still possible even after you've reached adulthood without learning them during the psychosocial moratorium?



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17 Jun 2019, 9:43 pm

Marknis wrote:
cathylynn wrote:
Marknis wrote:
cathylynn wrote:
Marknis wrote:
I want a cure for Aspergers. It's the only way I'll ever have a girlfriend and to have a birthday celebration that actually feels like one for me.


should i wish you happy birthday? if so, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!


My birthday won't happen until August 5th but I won't have a girlfriend to celebrate it with. :(


aspies can improve their social skills. i have. does that sound like something you'd be interested in?


Is it still possible even after you've reached adulthood without learning them during the psychosocial moratorium?

i learned small talk after 50. i'm 62 and my sense of humor is still getting better. i still overshare, but less, to the point where most folks consider me open rather than inappropriate. so, very possible.



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17 Jun 2019, 10:36 pm

Getting a CT scan on Friday to rule out brain issues possibly causing my tremors.



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17 Jun 2019, 10:41 pm

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Getting a CT scan on Friday to rule out brain issues possibly causing my tremors.


:cry:

The CT scan itself is easy and quick. I hope you find a cause for the tremors, and that you can treat them. Did Magnesium help at all? Sending positive vibes your way.


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17 Jun 2019, 10:43 pm

From me, too.

You’re a nice guy.



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17 Jun 2019, 10:51 pm

Neural pathways

Neuroplasticity

Hobby

Job

Friend

Move forward, not backward

,"Life " ain't fair

"Most people" are lil dipshits

Attitude

Appetite gone haywire

f**k doctor Butler

Don't introduce yourself as "doctor"

Nametag sufficient

Rocks bowel movement

Psychiatrist said that, if I feel better and get a job, I don't need the psychiatrist

Remission, relapse

The older I get the more I look like a woman , not a man

Hrt


Hate being called a "girl". Sexist

But whatever, they have a moral right to be ass holes



No "life"

Destroyed my life

Beyond repair

No hope

No future

Reconciliation

Accounting


Sarah from aikido was laughing uproariously when I was scratching

Stupid lil b***h

Domestic violence victim



Laughing too much is a symptom of mental illness


Alpha male

Skinny smart handsome cisgender neurotypical extrovert white man

Maleman

Carpenter

Brain damage



Some idiot left a message on my phone

He said the name of the company but accent. Could not hear. Tried to look up the phone number. Nothing.

:roll:



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17 Jun 2019, 11:03 pm

My 17 year old self visualized putting a gun to his head and shooting his brains out. My 30 year old self feels like he should've done it back then.



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18 Jun 2019, 2:07 am

how am i supposed to believe all the old age diagnoses ??
oh, california, :lol: is that an excuse ????

8)
stanford and sweden, huh were was that ?

tldr, you don't need the weatherman to know which way the wind blows :D :D :D



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18 Jun 2019, 3:23 am

30 is a great age. I've been celebrating that milestone for years now, with or without cake!

You just haven't met the right wimmin.

The more unique you are, the more unique your soulmate will be too. Thus, scarce but not extinct!


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18 Jun 2019, 6:13 am

Sitting at home waiting for an item I bought off Ebay to be delivered. The handling company (Parcelforce) states that it will be delivered within a TWO DAY period, so I could still be waiting thirty hours from now. Is this the best these outfits can manage in the Twenty-First Century? There's a 'tracking' feature on the Ebay website which is supposed to give updates on the progress of the delivery, but needless to say it doesn't work....

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18 Jun 2019, 7:40 am

Thinking about how much I despise Wrong Planet and FaceBook. In fact I despise all forms of social media because I'm addicted to it all despite hating it.

I hate the world because it's full of stupid as*holes just like me.

I hope I live long enough to see the USA collapse on itself.


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