Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer! (ASPIE STYLE!)

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A hundred women scorned all wearing brass brassieres and horned helmuts.




1. The customer is always right. 2. If the customer is wrong, re-read #1.


Is it wrong to want an eye level oven?

only when your turkey lacks dressing






if a cat has 9 lives, how long does it take the cows to come home

As long as as it takes to count how many times the cow jumped over the moon.




If it's all Greek to me then what's it to you?

light years away from any chance of me possibly understanding.







It the truth will always set you free, what will a good lie get you?

Not sure, sounds more like Russian to me.


Where do bird fly and fish swim?

Home, of course.



Martians or Aliens?

If the truth will always set you free, what will a good lie get you?

Usually just gets me into trouble no matter how well I think I did.

Martians or Aliens?

I think Mars is barren and too many Aliens cross the border.



Is the telegraph better than the telephone?

Yes, you end up with a hardcopy (assuming that the telegraph operator makes one).

If society as we know it ended today, would you notice?

If it were the rich society no one would notice or care if they did. If it were the hard working poor, civilization would collapse.


What country has the most Aspies?

New Andora, of course!

If a fly lost its wings, would it be called a walk?

No but that's what it would have to do.


How do you tell when an Aspie's in love with someone.

It's not written all over their face.


When is silence golden?

When you're trying to hear over the ICEE machine to take a customer's order.


What's the difference between Asperger's and OCD?

About 15,000 handwashings.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop?

Don't know how many licks, but a belt sander will get there a lot faster!


Q versus Darth Mal?

Darth Maul, obviously. He has horns and a double-ended lightsabre, and Q has... smug comments and a lazy mindset.

Geek or nerd?