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jordanalmokdad
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14 Dec 2019, 1:17 pm

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I always do!
Let's see... I frequently make typos with emoticons and feel really dumb. In fact dumber when i have to follow it up with saying it's a typo. Because it doesn't seem to work. We just haven't come up with a word yet for emotypos


[as this is your first post] welcome to wrong planet.


wrong planet welcomes too (two "oh!"s)!



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15 Dec 2019, 9:53 am

snow


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15 Dec 2019, 11:10 am

cecilfienkelstien wrote:
snow


my cat took a poo on a patch of snow-ice not long ago. . . i'm surprised this big event was not captured and broadcast-ed on the news.

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BREAKING NEWS: MARY THE CAT TAKES A POO ON THE SNOW


"mr cat, was this an organised terror attack or spontaneous?"

"mr cat, what evil are you planning on the world this week?"



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15 Dec 2019, 11:13 am

jordanalmokdad wrote:
"mr cat, was this an organised terror attack or spontaneous?"


"meow."



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15 Dec 2019, 11:14 am

jordanalmokdad wrote:
"mr cat, what evil are you planning on the world this week?"


"world domination, meow."



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15 Dec 2019, 11:44 am

when you're perceiving, receiving your telepathic powers, who knows why the wind blows, through this window






voices in your head . . . ? tell me what they said . . .



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15 Dec 2019, 11:48 am

jordanalmokdad wrote:
when you're perceiving, receiving your telepathic powers, who knows why the wind blows, through this window






voices in your head . . . ? tell me what they said . . .


"jordan's lost the plot! lets all just ignore him."



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15 Dec 2019, 10:52 pm

AprilR wrote:
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AprilR wrote:
I want my friend back
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I have no idea what i did wrong t for him to become like this, maybe he has feelings for me, but still thats no excuse to turn cold. It's like saying if you won't become my Gf than you're nothing. The worst thing is he's my coworker and we work at the same table even.

Golden rule: thou shall not date co workers .ends up everyone lose.possibly even their jobs
Grandma , told me so.


I never meant to date him though. I was just happy that a fellow to-be-lawyer actually thought i was not ret*d and even said he would like to work with me. It actually made me feel like i can keep working this job. I will probably lose my job in the future anyway. I am not capable of being a lawyer. I wish i didn't have to work and my family was rich.


Self fullfilling prophecies have a way of getting Self fullfilled .
Do what ever Yoda said in that movie.

You need not be a lawyer , but do what needs to be done , to do a job..
The rest will come in its own time , And if you hang in there for awhile with it .. Might move on to a place where you may feel much more appreciated? Perhaps .. needing no ones idea of what constitutes approval.
And who knows , you may even get a chance to help someone , whom needs help? ¿ Could always be a professional brief filer ? Sounded sillier on my end?

Sure do hope it gets easier for you April ..^ 8)


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15 Dec 2019, 11:27 pm

cheese.



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16 Dec 2019, 12:41 am

little b. back to his old job, why didn't he say that
ah so the electric car business wasn't all that cracked up after all
maybe one tones down the virtuesignalling now one's back in military engineering


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the virtuesignalling of a 8thousand income household vs the 1thousand household :roll:



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16 Dec 2019, 12:44 am

Citroën.



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16 Dec 2019, 1:10 am

aaaah, this aint the c...thread

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16 Dec 2019, 1:15 am

^^^i don't think i could fit that one into a parking spot.



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16 Dec 2019, 1:15 am

“Man’s ability to alter his environment has developed far more rapidly than his ability to foresee with certainty the effects of his alterations.”


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16 Dec 2019, 1:26 am

If you ever feel you are worthless remember that you are full of expensive organs.



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16 Dec 2019, 7:50 am

What the hell is that?