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08 Jun 2020, 3:35 pm

Space50 wrote:
Just how do people manage to fly inside those tiny airplanes in the sky? Surely they can't fit inside.


:lol:


(You will only get this if you're from the UK):

Why do they keep saying that TV programmes are on Yesterday? I keep missing them!


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08 Jun 2020, 3:56 pm

How do people get lava into lava lamps? 8O



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08 Jun 2020, 4:21 pm

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So this guy called me Antifa.

Dude, I'm not Anti-Tifa.

I'm just Pro-Aerith.




Shoulda told him that you are "uncle Fa".

And asked him:

"Do I look like an 'auntie'"? :evil:



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08 Jun 2020, 5:13 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
Syd wrote:
So this guy called me Antifa.

Dude, I'm not Anti-Tifa.

I'm just Pro-Aerith.


Shoulda told him that you are "uncle Fa".

And asked him:

"Do I look like an 'auntie'"? :evil:


to which he would reply:

"well then you can call me King Fa!"

and I'd say:

"You're the Fa King? Of course. You're always Fa King with me."



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10 Jun 2020, 11:10 am

Where kind I find the real Otas? You know, the ones that aren't toys?



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09 Jul 2020, 9:36 am

"What does tl; dr mean?"
"Too long; didn't read"
"But I only asked one short question"


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09 Jul 2020, 12:30 pm

If the plot won't thicken, give it a stir.



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12 Jul 2020, 9:42 pm

If ducks come your way, act like a turkey!


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13 Jul 2020, 6:52 am

Why?


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13 Jul 2020, 7:16 am

did joe einstein come up with the theory of regretivity?



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13 Jul 2020, 7:24 am

Why do we have to keep wearing these masks :roll:.


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13 Jul 2020, 7:38 am

i think the cure for coronavirus should be mixed with corona beer, symmetrical that way.



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14 Jul 2020, 4:10 am

Image

If at first you don't succeed,
just keep on blowin' it.


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14 Jul 2020, 4:25 am

I asked my mum the wifi password, and she said "tidy your room first." I typed in those 4 words about 30 times and the internet still isn't connecting.


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14 Jul 2020, 5:22 am

i think they oughta take the coronavirus and cross-breed it somehow into the DNA of a grizzly bear, thataways you could have your corona bear.



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25 Aug 2020, 12:46 pm

My husband was panicking because he heard rats squeaking outside our house. I said I'll fix the problem, so I went and sprayed a can of WD-40 over the rats.
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