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02 Sep 2020, 2:09 pm

Everyone recycles

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02 Sep 2020, 2:34 pm

The Sumatran Flying Hedgehog (Erinaceus volans) is capable of gliding for up to 40 metres. It does this both to escape and to attack- in Indonesia, around 5 deaths every year can be attributed to flying hedgehog encounters.

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02 Sep 2020, 6:43 pm

Climate change is a conspiracy that was created by the US government back in the 1970s.

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02 Sep 2020, 9:07 pm

dotard tramp is a figment of your imagination.

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02 Sep 2020, 11:18 pm

I caught ten catfish this afternoon.

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02 Sep 2020, 11:37 pm

I don't wear tinted glasses indoors during the night.
Because I cannot see well in the dark. It's bad enough that I need a lot of light sources at day.

I do wear it just to make a fashion statement.
So yes, these glasses are just for decorations. :lol: :twisted:

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03 Sep 2020, 12:07 am

I'm the smartest person on this website.

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03 Sep 2020, 5:53 am

Lincoln used Twitter as often as Trump does. But Jefferson preferred "My Space".

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03 Sep 2020, 8:43 am

in 1867, abraham lincoln said "you can't always depend on the accuracy of internet quotes."

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03 Sep 2020, 8:49 am

Breaking wind on a bus is beneficial to the health of those around you.

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03 Sep 2020, 8:59 am

^^^esp. if those around you are meanies and in a foul mood.

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03 Sep 2020, 9:03 am

auntblabby wrote:

in 1867, abraham lincoln said "you can't always depend on the accuracy of internet quotes."

Actually he didnt "say" it.

He tweeted it!

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03 Sep 2020, 9:08 am

naturalplastic wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

in 1867, abraham lincoln said "you can't always depend on the accuracy of internet quotes."

Actually he didnt "say" it. He tweeted it!

drat, you're right. :oops:

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03 Sep 2020, 12:58 pm

There is a second Moon, which orbits on the other side of the Earth from the official Moon. Everything is reversed on this moon, and it is made of anti-matter. You are not supposed to notice it. People who mention seeing a "funny backwards-looking moon" get disappea

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03 Sep 2020, 1:39 pm

warm beer doesn't taste like p!$$.

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03 Sep 2020, 1:42 pm

I hate this thread, it isn't funny AT ALL!! :lol:

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