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10 Sep 2020, 11:59 pm

I don't really know much aside from knowing that I was born by c-section and that it was 14.07 at the time.



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11 Sep 2020, 7:46 pm

Angnix wrote:
I was a premie, one day, my mom bought some candy bars at the pharmacy... But they turned out to be chocolate laxatives, which sent her into premature labor...

Birth by chocolate... Will it be death by chocolate for me??? Only time will tell....

And yes, that actually happened...


Thank you for sharing that!! !! :lol: :lol: :lol: :heart:



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11 Sep 2020, 7:48 pm

maycontainthunder wrote:
I was born on time. Sadly this didn't start a pattern in my life!


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



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11 Sep 2020, 8:03 pm

There were two things I learned about my birth. The first, I was told as a child, which supposedly is a comment my father made, which was he was glad I arrived in time for the income tax deduction of that calendar year.

The second I didn’t learn until I was an adult and I had to piece together the scenario from different sources. I was born in an army camp, where my father was stationed. At the time we lived in Illinois, so getting to New Jersey while 9 months pregnant must have been difficult. Apparently my mother was not supposed to be there; no women allowed. She did not tell him she was coming. But she showed up and went into labor and I guess the army doctors didn’t have much choice but to deliver me.

What on earth made my mother make that difficult trip? She found out my father was screwing her best friend.


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11 Sep 2020, 8:08 pm

i was born on a dark and stormy morning in a snowstorm, precipitously delivered.



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11 Sep 2020, 8:23 pm

I was a week over due and I was in the wrong position so I wouldn't come out. My mom had been given poor treatment during her delivery and I got so stressed I had pooped. If a doctor hadn't have decided to just reach up there and pull me out using forceps, I would have died from my own feces. I was covered in it so they had to clean me up and put me into intensive care because I was sick.

My mom should have been given a c section and they failed to do so. They also should have flown me to another hospital that had better care but they didn't so I nearly died. This was the mid 80s. My dad jokes I was a tough baby because I survived.

I am glad I dont remember my traumatic birth.


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11 Sep 2020, 8:27 pm

blazingstar wrote:
There were two things I learned about my birth. The first, I was told as a child, which supposedly is a comment my father made, which was he was glad I arrived in time for the income tax deduction of that calendar year.

The second I didn’t learn until I was an adult and I had to piece together the scenario from different sources. I was born in an army camp, where my father was stationed. At the time we lived in Illinois, so getting to New Jersey while 9 months pregnant must have been difficult. Apparently my mother was not supposed to be there; no women allowed. She did not tell him she was coming. But she showed up and went into labor and I guess the army doctors didn’t have much choice but to deliver me.

What on earth made my mother make that difficult trip? She found out my father was screwing her best friend.


That sounds perfectly reasonable, to me.
What seems to be the problem, if any? :scratch:



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11 Sep 2020, 8:31 pm

auntblabby wrote:
i was born on a dark and stormy morning in a snowstorm, precipitously delivered.


Wot? Your mum was swatting on the edge of a precipice? :scratch: Dude, I don't think that is how a mother/baby bonding process usually works. :scratch:



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12 Sep 2020, 3:05 pm

I was born at 9:08 PM. A couple of weeks before a big snowstorm. I was 5 pounds 12 ounces.



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12 Sep 2020, 3:18 pm

per my birth documentation and my late parents, i was born on a tuesday morning @ 4:16, dark and stormy, dad sped past the ft. lewis guard shack to get me to madigan in time, barely. i musta been in a hurry.



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13 Sep 2020, 1:56 am

I was born a couple months or so premature because my placenta was dying. When it was found my mom had to get an emergency c-section before I died within a week (obviously, I did not die lol). My parents say I looked like a baby orangutan when I came out since I still had some lanugo and was very red.



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13 Sep 2020, 2:00 am

the delivery notes said i had acrocyanosis [blue baby]. i was the original little blue man! :mrgreen:



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14 Sep 2020, 2:28 pm

Born very premature, barely made it. My father enjoyed telling me as a child: "the one you don't let die, won't let you live" :roll:



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14 Sep 2020, 2:30 pm

^I hope he was kidding.....



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14 Sep 2020, 2:38 pm

kraftiekortie wrote:
^I hope he was kidding.....


Nope, he informed us officially when I was 3 and my sister 6 that he thought having children was the worst mistake he ever made.

Some people are no good.



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14 Sep 2020, 2:40 pm

What a sucky dad!

My dad wasn’t perfect.....but at least he tried to be a good dad.

I’m sorry he said that to you.

Remember that you’re a survivor!