What would your dream job be?

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Jogging instructor for big breasted models.

Sex without intimacy, hmmm... no wonder so many think guys are only interested in one thing.

I'd like to win millions so I could quit my current job and open up a Diaper Bank, like they have food banks and clothing banks. I'd give out advertisements and put another ad in the paper saying that I give out free diapers, two bags a customer per week, and I carry a wide range of diapers and pull-ups for under 4s' bigger children, youths and adults. Whether some people here want to know the truth, or not, there are different types of people of all ages, who still need diapers, or who are starting to really need them, again. I think that I would be the perfect candidate to run such a place, due to my soiling incontinence. I know the shame that the bigger kids, teens and adults with both types of incontinence experience, when they walk into a drugstore to buy protection. I'd even do a type outs for my two local papers, about me, my free consignment diaper store, and my condition.

Sid

Also, a banner inside my store would read, "Welcome to my store! I understand how you feel about your conditions! "

Any job that requires severe ADD and a lack of social/communication skills.

Maybe a gaming journalist.I would like to get paid for going to places like E3, report back. Review games, write a review, etc. Although I admit I never have written a review for a game, so I'm not sure if I would enjoy that kind of work, but it seems like it would be ideal.

Or maybe I would stick with my current job as a stock clerk. Low stress, easy job that doesn't change much. Just come in during night while the store is closed, work product to the shelves, and leave before any customers come in when the store opens. Hmm...actualy my mom works night shift as a baker that doesn't sound too bad. Pays decently too...

That or a hustler.

Something having to do with Physics or Math, preferably dealing with space research. Sadly, that is what I spent nine years studying in college and I cannot get a job in my actual field.

If not that, then stay-at-home Dad or lottery winner.

I'd like to be a fatty-cuts-of-meat specialist.

I love doing research, so some kind of research job would be great.

my dream job would have too be a painter and decoraiter because
i would be lift alone

Overlord of the Earth... but it's not going to happen.

A dream... being one of the greatest grandmasters in martial arts... it will never ever happen lol so it's a dream.
I'd love to be like in the same league of the greatest Tae Kwon Do warriors... it ain't gonna happen though lol... but I think I will become a blackbelt in years to come. What dan I don't know but a blackbelt 1st dan is thrilling enough for me to aim to get my hands on.

atm I'm... erm... still a whitebelt... ¬¬ lol

I would like to be " Big Black Grandma"
My friend made her up. Shes a social policeman. My friend pointed out that even the most hardened crimminals fear thier grandmothers.
Somebody talking on thier cell phone in the movie theatre? BOOM here I come with a purse full of bricks to knock 'em up side the head snd make them feel ashamed cause they should know better.
"MIND YOUR MANNERS!"
Course it's just a dream because I'm actually "Average White Man".
But I have a background in theatre make up and film so maybe I'll make a costume, wait Eddie murphy and Martin Larwence beat me to it.

Not to mention Tyler Perry. Now there's a "Big Black Grandma," with a gun no less.