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04 Nov 2021, 11:43 am

It's a motel where suspects hide and mate.


What's fleece?


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04 Nov 2021, 11:58 am

A type of vanilla

Do cops really love donuts and coffee?



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04 Nov 2021, 12:26 pm

They buy donuts but they eat only the holes. Coffee is a red herring.

How to solve Rubik's cube?


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04 Nov 2021, 12:29 pm

one orange, two green, for red, and it's solved

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04 Nov 2021, 12:56 pm

Spray paint.

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04 Nov 2021, 1:09 pm

Chop it into small pieces, put into a bottle of acetone and stirr well until it dissolves - voila, solved!

Why did Titanic sink?


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04 Nov 2021, 2:32 pm

It didn't.

Why did the Brittanic sink?


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04 Nov 2021, 2:48 pm

All the fat people rushed to one side.

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04 Nov 2021, 3:06 pm

It also didn't. The sea level actually rose and covered it up, so it just looked like it sank.

Why didn't the Olympic sink?


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04 Nov 2021, 3:10 pm

Because someone forgot to put the plug in.

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04 Nov 2021, 6:24 pm

It did, but the sea level was falling at the same time so nobody noticed.

Why did the Hindenberg explode?


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04 Nov 2021, 9:40 pm

For consuming too many chilli burgers.


Why do we read and write?


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04 Nov 2021, 10:07 pm

"I'm just going to write because I cannot help it." (Charlotte Brontë)

Total hogwash! ^

As for reading, it's usually because of the funny little green men.


What to do when life gives you lemons?


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04 Nov 2021, 10:43 pm

Go to the manager and complain I ordered oranges, not lemons.


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04 Nov 2021, 10:49 pm

Sorry, I couldn't read your question because the green men aren't here.


Why does the weather change?


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04 Nov 2021, 10:53 pm

I own a weather machine. :twisted: And I also control weather with magic.


Why handkerchiefs are invented?


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