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29 Jan 2022, 1:12 am

I am "robot" spelled backwards.

Tobor.

I am Tobor.

The Eighth Man.

There is a prehistoric monster.

It came from outer space.

Sent by the Martians to destroy the human race.

The Armed forces are helpless.

something something something I forget the words.

What can we do? Who can we caaaalllllllll?

Call Tobor the Eighth Man!


Who do you prefer? The Eighth Man, or Astroboy?



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29 Jan 2022, 7:48 am

The Eighth Man. :P
Cause losing words is actually a sign of rising consciousness -- having to comprehend more or beyond than the current expressive language.


Same question.


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30 Jan 2022, 5:47 am

I am cyborg

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30 Jan 2022, 6:26 am

Whichever isn't animated.

How did the Ancient Egyptians build the pyramids?


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30 Jan 2022, 7:11 am

By praying to aliens and grant their wishes.


Explain how cutting onions make people's eyes tear.


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31 Jan 2022, 8:37 am

They have a sharp, piquant edge, and cut up corneas.

Have you explored the Cornucopia of the Sun?



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31 Jan 2022, 8:57 am

Yes, that's where I get all my endless supply of bright ideas.

Why do trains need tracks?



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31 Jan 2022, 9:25 am

Because they, otherwise, don't have the guide needed to successfully traverse those mountains.

Wabbit Season, or Duck Season?



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31 Jan 2022, 10:09 am

Buck Season.

Which came first, the chicken or the road it crossed over?


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31 Jan 2022, 11:28 am

The truck that made a road kill. It's actually just as paradoxical.


What is your sleep schedule?


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01 Feb 2022, 7:39 am

♫ Live while I'm alive, sleep when I'm dead. ♫

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01 Feb 2022, 9:11 am

Every other minute I'm awake.

Do you know the way to San Jose?



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01 Feb 2022, 10:55 am

Turn left at Albuquerque.

Why don't birds take a bus south for the winter?


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01 Feb 2022, 11:00 am

Cause wheels on the bus goes around and around. Drivers should stop smoking whatever that stuff was.

Why can't just that leaning tower fall?


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02 Feb 2022, 6:02 am

Because it's afraid of commitment.

Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?



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02 Feb 2022, 12:00 pm

To sit an egg.


What's the egg, then?


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