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02 Jun 2022, 11:52 am

Take it to the Arctic.

Is Reading (UK) a great town, or the greatest town?



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02 Jun 2022, 11:58 am

I went there once. I was closed. :P

Where should I go for a good time?


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02 Jun 2022, 12:02 pm

Reading.

I'm about to ask my mother-in-law out on a romantic date. How should I go about this?



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02 Jun 2022, 12:04 pm

Indirectly, through your wife.

Is there somewhere to park my horse in Reading? I gather they don't accept cars yet. :P


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02 Jun 2022, 12:06 pm

I don't know, I'm just Reading about it.

How to cure a headache?


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02 Jun 2022, 12:08 pm

A mallet or pint of Vodka works well.

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02 Jun 2022, 12:11 pm

Climb above it, so it becomes a hangunder.

Wanna some green tea?


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02 Jun 2022, 12:15 pm

You'd better scrape off the green mould first.

Have you got any coffee instead?


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02 Jun 2022, 12:28 pm

You mean these tiny brown beans in my hamster's cage?

What happened when you last time cleaned your keybord?


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02 Jun 2022, 12:32 pm

Paint stripper wasn't ideal as it took the names of all the letters off the keys.

How better to clean a keyboard?


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02 Jun 2022, 12:36 pm

A parrot can be very helpful.
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02 Jun 2022, 12:41 pm

:lol:

Dynamite can be good for shifting plaque and stains.

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02 Jun 2022, 12:50 pm

Cover them with black paper - you won't see any dirt on them!

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02 Jun 2022, 12:52 pm

I understand there are empty appartments to rent in Mariupol? (Sorry if that is too dark humour)

What sort of car should I buy next?


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02 Jun 2022, 1:04 pm

How about this one? Seen in my city recently. Still works!
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(sorry, you brought the topic of Mariupol here :P )

Are there good alternatives to baby car seats?


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02 Jun 2022, 1:06 pm

Rope and duct tape are quite effective.

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