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auntblabby
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08 Jun 2022, 3:12 am

the GOP cares about you as a person.



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08 Jun 2022, 1:45 pm

I did not just eat some gummy bears.



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08 Jun 2022, 6:26 pm

An independent candidate has won the 2024 Presidential election.


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08 Jun 2022, 6:59 pm

Doctors never make mistakes.



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08 Jun 2022, 7:19 pm

Earlier today I did not tell my bride that her boyfriend was knocking on our backdoor.

She did not give him food.
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He is not a Canada goose.


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09 Jun 2022, 2:55 pm

Trump was a Democrat during his years as President of the US.


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09 Jun 2022, 8:30 pm

and he was not a malignant narcissist.



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11 Jun 2022, 4:36 pm

Trump loves being a humble, truthful man who proudly served the people and justified
the January 6th insurrection that happened in Washington DC.


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11 Jun 2022, 10:39 pm

the jan. 6 attempted coup was just some friendly joshing. it has to be true because sucker carlson said so.



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12 Jun 2022, 2:47 am

I got married last Tuesday, not only me, my wife also got married, that's logical Johan Cruijff would have said "The most beautiful day of your life" is sometimes said, and indeed, it was a fairytale wedding. I'm running out of superlatives to describe the celebration. Because our circle of friends is so large, we were forced to rent the Kurhaus in Scheveningen for the party. Even Willem Alexander & Maxima attended the reception, along with some dignitaries whose names I won't mention. I am now typing this message on a paradise beach in Hawaii. The island where we are experiencing our honeymoon. Marriage proposals through this website can be omitted, they don't stand a chance, I have now been provided. During the yes-word there was some hilarity with the registry office, because I gave my yes in Spokane langauge. Fortunately, "Siy" also turned out to be legally valid.
As soon as we are back on Dutch soil I will post a youtube video of our wedding and honeymoon.

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13 Jun 2022, 4:06 pm

My NT sister and I have finally found ourselves an agent! :D

Netflix has purchased the rights to my NT sister's sci-fi/fantasy epic.

Casting is underway with production set to begin in early 2023.


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13 Jun 2022, 5:54 pm

I just invented the wheeled bison.


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13 Jun 2022, 9:26 pm

I discovered that I'm descended from the supernatural.


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13 Jun 2022, 9:33 pm

I am a real Doctor Who.


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13 Jun 2022, 10:42 pm

I have a husband and three kids.



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14 Jun 2022, 1:02 am

so do i.