19 Sep 2007, 10:53 pm
Great idea! most of the time when I go into Wal-Mart, it takes hours to get someone to serve me at a desk. I noticed at the Wal-mart here that when an announcement was made over the PA system that one of the phone lines would light up. I decided to try it for myself...I picked up the phone and pressed the button that I noticed lit up. I then spoke my message, and it went out all over the entire store
I've started paging clerks to come to the counters like sporting goods, pharmacy, photo lab, etc when I need help. It doesn't work really good because Wal-Marts rarely have enough employees around to answer the pages anyways. It still sounds like one could really play some fun pranks being able to access the PA system 
I did have a "techie" prank I played on a SEARS store once at a mall(yep, Sears and K-mart have merged!) I sat in the parking lot and found the frequencies of mall security, maintenance, etc. So, over in the electronics section, I found a police radio scanner for sale and programmed all the frequencies into it and turned it up REAL loud! All the mall's internal activities could be heard all over the store! Now, that would have been totally fun if I found an open PA system mic I could have placed on top of the police radio scanner!
28 Sep 2007, 7:17 am
100. Stare up at the big round ceiling vents non-stop! 
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29 Sep 2007, 2:11 pm
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29 Sep 2007, 3:32 pm
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling toy guns in the toys department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!! !!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
29 Sep 2007, 5:29 pm
29 Sep 2007, 7:31 pm
Haha, man I miss K-Mart, stupid Wal-Mart sucks 
though back in barrie people would watch what the workers pressed on the phone to make it go on speaker and yell random things/bad words lame but a little funny.
29 Sep 2007, 10:32 pm
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling toy guns in the toys department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!! !!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Saved the first page to my computer. These are funny as hell.
But #1 Change it to K-Y Jelly. Less conspicuous.
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29 Sep 2007, 11:13 pm
Snatch all the Hane's 32s and put them all in a buggy.
30 Sep 2007, 3:36 am
30 Sep 2007, 3:50 am
dont do 14...otherwise u will know how it feels to be in restraints
30 Sep 2007, 2:19 pm
I regularly do number 8 actually, but not with the crying...lol
One day this lady in a shoe store kept nagging me repeatedly. Finally when she said, "Are you sure I can't help you find something special?" I said: "Actually yes. Some privacy. That would be REALLY special."
I got my privacy! 
02 Oct 2007, 3:54 am
02 Oct 2007, 1:52 pm
02 Oct 2007, 2:53 pm
I've done #1 but with K-Y Jelly. I get a kick outta seeing the expressions on their face at the checkout.
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02 Oct 2007, 7:33 pm
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