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It is not snowing right now on October 28th, and I am not very surprised to see it since we've had snow in October for many years.

I turned into a tadpole and discovered I did not like it. My feet were always getting wet...

...and I could not find boots in my size.

I am now considering options on what animal I should turn into.

I turned back into a caterpillar but I didn't like it because I was very hungry and ate an apple, but I was still hungry and each day I ate more fruit in increasing numbers but I was still hungry, so I ate some pizza and a sausage and and an ice cream cone and some cheese and a lollipop, and that night I had a stomach ache.

Every night when I sleep I form a pupa and undergo complete metamorphosis.

morpho metasis is better for your back.

People don't gossip.

I'm very shy and afraid to show my feelings. Especially when it comes to things like anti-vaxxers or ABA or people being anti-autistic in general.

I have a pair of paternal uncles who believe that the spectrum is real & not a government conspiracy.

And the clever ones understand it is a government conspiracy!

Surely yours is a chrysalis?

Tacoma used to be called "New Chipping Sodbury." That's before tacos were invented there in 1823. The city was re-named "Madre de los Tacos" in honour of this vital innovation, but people took to shortening that to "Taco-ma." So now you know.

And old Chipping Sodbury was originally called Sodding Chipbury because that's where greasy spoons were invented.

I never have strong opinions. I see everything as grey.

I'm glad that Donald Trump got reelected and I am really looking forward to January 20 when he returns to the White House.

The saber tooth tiger went extinct because humans kept using them to open cans of juice by placing the can under their fangs and then whacking them on the head with a club. The poor tigers died of brain trauma.