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My secret identity is Sento Kun.

The "Adoration of the Hagi" is the part of the Christmas story when three wise Haggises from Scotland arrive to present the Baby Jesus with gifts of sporrans, Irn Bru and deep-fried Mars bars. Many great artists have painted this scene.

Hippopotamuses and squirrels are the same species. When well fed they are what we recognize as a hippo; when suffering from severe, prolonged undernourishment they shrink an incredible amount in size to what we recognize as a squirrel.

One part of their body has about the same size in both the hippo and squirrel states: the tail. If you look closely, you'll notice that hippo tails and squirrel tails are about the same size. Hippo tails do not appear fluffy because they are unfortunately located where they are constantly smeared during excretion; when the critter is in the squirrel size its excretion is not sufficient to coat the entire tail and make it not fluffy.

I don't despise strong profanities. In fact, I have no problem hearing the F-word from other people, especially excessively.

I am UNSTOPPABLE!

^^^At the very least he's UNSTOPP......

I love fasting between meals.

I have just become the first person ever to break the sound barrier on an electric lawmmower.

I am not worried.

America will be in the process of becoming great again starting on January 20, 2025.

^ I can’t wait!

We'll have the joy of a great leader!