The Tim_Tex Quiz (Version 3.0)

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Let's see how well you know the King of Posts.

1. What is his field of study?

2. What university does he go to, and what is its mascot?

3. Name one of the two major metropolitan areas that are within an hour's drive of him?

4. What is his favorite fast-food restaurant?

5. What animals does he have a fascination with?

6. What big-box retail store is his home away from home? (hint: blue and yellow logo with a price tag)

7. Which two channels would you likely find him watching?

8. What Internet browser does he use?

9. Who manufactures his dream car?

10. What is his favorite brand of ice cream?

Let's see:

1. What is his field of study?
Antiques

2. What university does he go to, and what is its mascot?
uni: MIT
mascot: beer

3. Name one of the two major metropolitan areas that are within an hour's drive of him?
Mexico, Quebec

4. What is his favorite fast-food restaurant?
McDonalds

5. What animals does he have a fascination with?
Mammoths

6. What big-box retail store is his home away from home? (hint: blue and yellow logo with a price tag)
Walmart!

7. Which two tv shows would you likely find him watching?
Martha Stewart
COPS

8. What Internet browser does he use?
Good old trusty Netscape Navigator 2.1 on his Windows 3.1

9. Who manufactures his dream car?
GM or Chrysler, don't remember, but now it's goverment property.

10. What is his favorite flavor of ice cream?
Mexican Fresh Cheese (yes, it does exist)

Bonus questions!
11. How tall is Tim_Tex
about 30 cms (12 inches) world's smallest man.

12. Fave artist
Britney Spears

welcome to WP!

Wow... I didn't know we were allowed to make up answers.

1. What is his field of study?
Aspie Christian Women who love South Park

2. What university does he go to, and what is its mascot?
Texas - and the mascot is a rubber chicken dipped in oil.

3. Name one of the two major metropolitan areas that are within an hour's drive of him?
None... there are no decent sized cities out there...

4. What is his favorite fast-food restaurant?
Pizza hut because they sometimes give you DVDs with their "happy" meals.

5. What animals does he have a fascination with?
Humans - female ones

6. What big-box retail store is his home away from home? (hint: blue and yellow logo with a price tag)
Well it ain't video-ezy...

7. Which two channels would you likely find him watching?
Cartoon Network and Catholic Adult Entertainment (simulaneously) - obviously just kidding.

8. What Internet browser does he use?
Safari because he doesn't want to put firefox on his mac.

9. Who manufactures his dream car?
matchbox he wants replicas of all the James Bond cars.
But for a real one, he wants a nice purple one like Homer Simpson.

10. What is his favorite brand of ice cream?
cow-in-the-Snow

Bonus Question

11. What is Tim's catchphrase
Welcome to Tim-Planet!

I'll give everyone a week to think about the questions before I post the answers.

what is the prize?

1. What is his field of study?
A. dentistry

2. What university does he go to, and what is its mascot?
A. University of Ghana. A lion.

3. Name one of the two major metropolitan areas that are within an hour's drive of him?
A. Bombay, Stockholm.

4. What is his favorite fast-food restaurant?
A. Pierre Gagnaire, Paris.

5. What animals does he have a fascination with?
A. Tapeworm

6. What big-box retail store is his home away from home? (hint: blue and yellow logo with a price tag)
A. Ikea

7. Which two channels would you likely find him watching?
A. Eurosport, Danish TV2

8. What Internet browser does he use?
A. IE3

9. Who manufactures his dream car?
A. Skôda

10. What is his favorite brand of ice cream?
A. i dont know...

I'd feel offended

Starting off slow -

1) Geography - Planning and GIS

Geographers are the coolest - which means Tim is the King of Cool.

Gastrokinesis.


Patriot Bible University.
Ranunculus.


Babylon, Eskilstuna.


The San Marcos Morgue.


The accounting probiscis monkey.



Konsumentkooperativet. (aka Coop)


Russia Today and Disney Channel.


IE305


Volvo.


Spaghetti Eis (yes, it actually exists)

Ok. Time for the next ones.

2/3) Texas State University - San Marcos - between Austin and San Antonio, and the mascot is a bobcat

WaterWater, you got the first three right!

Mixing it up!! ! (temporarily skipping 4/5)

6) Tim likes Best Buy?
7) Cartoon Network and Adult Swim

Correct again!

1.} Geography

2.}University of Texas-San Marcos

3.}Austin and San Antonio

4.}Burger King{hopefully not}

5.} Don't Know

6.} Best Buy!

7.} Comedy Channel and CNN?

8.} Internet Explorer

9.} Ford

10.} Blue Bell