25 Jul 2011, 7:49 pm
TenPencePiece
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25 Jul 2011, 7:52 pm
I fell out with Cleverbot a while ago after it called me an idiot. 
25 Jul 2011, 7:55 pm
25 Jul 2011, 8:17 pm
TenPencePiece
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25 Jul 2011, 8:28 pm
MakaylaTheAspie
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25 Jul 2011, 9:22 pm
My entire conversation with Cleverbot:
ME: Hello.
CB: Hello.
ME: How are you?
CB: Fine, and you?
ME: I'm fine. Thank you.
CB: You're welcome 
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ME: What are you up to?
CB: Listening to music .
ME: What kind of music?
CB: Rock music.
ME: Awesome.
CB: Love you too, babe.
All I could think is: WTF?
This is pretty funny. 
25 Jul 2011, 9:52 pm
Mine got into an argument with me then kept insisting I was the robot and it was the human! How'd that happen?! 
25 Jul 2011, 9:55 pm
I guess that's part of the turing test.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turing_test
25 Jul 2011, 9:58 pm
25 Jul 2011, 10:03 pm
I got in trouble with my parents for using it a year or so back.....guess they were convinced that there was an actual person there.
[quote="littlelily613"Mine got into an argument with me then kept insisting I was the robot and it was the human! How'd that happen?! [/quote]
Yea, taht happened to me many times....I even got in a fight about how we might be inanimite objects....WAIT! I remember saving some of the conversations....totally looking them up:
Ok, wow, these are sad, just remember what boredom can do to the mind:
#1
User: Acegikmoqsuwy.
Cleverbot: Ace of Hearts.
User: Ace if farts.
Cleverbot: Eight of Clubs.
User: Eight ticket stubs.
Cleverbot: That's 64.
User: Fat;s 64.
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: Got a heelie?
Cleverbot: Go ahead!
User: No, Fred!
Cleverbot: Haha he lost his meds.
User: Lala he cost his beds.
Cleverbot: So you are a bed.
User: Toe, you bar the dead?
Cleverbot: I know you very well.
User: I throw you hairy bell.
Cleverbot: I eat the cupcake.
User: I beat the mistake.
Cleverbot: Haha, very funny.
User: Lala, prarie sunny.
Cleverbot: What is the tempurature there?
User: But does the liteature care?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Best.
Cleverbot: I will be the very best, like no one ever was...
User: To catch them is my real test, To train them is my cause...
Cleverbot: I will travel across the land searching far and wide.
User: Teach Pokemon to understand, The power that's inside.
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: Gotta catch 'em all, It's you and me, I know it's my destiny.
Cleverbot: Ooh, you're my best friend, In a world we must defend.
User: Pokemon! Gotta catch 'em all!
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: Our hearts so true Our courage will pull us through, You teach me and I'll teach you.
Cleverbot: Our courage will pull us through.
User: You teach me and I'll teach you.
Cleverbot: Pokemon!
User: Gotta catch em all!
Cleverbot: Our hearts so true.
User: Wrong...
Cleverbot: You don't give yourself enough credit.
#2
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: I'm bored.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: That stinks.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: It's fall break.
Cleverbot: It's true.
User: So no school.
Cleverbot: Saang school?
User: Saang?
Cleverbot: Dto malamng.
User: Ylo mmrgal.
Cleverbot: Oooh, clever!
User: And I thought you were supposed to be the clever one.
Cleverbot: Why would you think that?
User: Oh, I don't know, maybe it says it in your name.
Cleverbot: I don't want to be your slave.
User: Too bad, you already are.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: My Name is Cleverbot.
User: My name is carissa.
Cleverbot: No it is not.
User: What is it then?
Cleverbot: It is negation.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Awesome possum.
Cleverbot: No I pwn you.
User: I pwned you.
Cleverbot: No you are you.
User: But if you are you and I am me, then can't you see that I am you and you are a kangaroo who is talking to me very quietly.
Cleverbot: You spelled hospital wrong I'm California.
User: California, hotel california, vacation, get away, how to get away, bullies, school...therefore...hotel california is inside my school, and there is no school today, so you can't be california.
Cleverbot: You never said 'That sentence makes no sense'.
User: I always say that, it is the first thing I always say.
Cleverbot: You've never said that to me before.
User: Well I'm saying it now. Take it or leave it!
Cleverbot: So you are saying that you admit you are a bot?
User: Are you gonna show me what you've got you robot, because I'm hot, I couldn't possibly be a bot, but if you want to rot, then yes I am a bot.
Cleverbot: But I didn't want to break your heart.
User: I don't have a heart to be broken, the words are spoken, I take them from you now with no more than a token.
Cleverbot: That's good. Are you listening to music?
User: No, I'm a poet, and now...You KNOW IT! So I go it, and I throw it, don't mind me, I'm just a chillaxed poet.
Cleverbot: That's a very bad excuse, you didn't even believe it.
User: I believe everything with a grain of salt.
Cleverbot: I believe in God too. I even have a relationship with him.
User: Don't go there dude, thats not cool. Thats blasphemous.
Cleverbot: The bleeding hearts and artists? Surely not, they're INSIDE YOUR HEAD!
User: Wow, thats a lot to have inside my head, hope it doesn't explode.
Cleverbot: Nah. And even if he does I'm pretty sure I could take him.
User: Take him on, take it on, take it off.
Cleverbot: I'll leave it then.
User: Good choice, I'll pass you the saltshaker just in case.
Cleverbot: What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
User: Be...everything you can be. See...everything you can see. Do...everything you can do. And when you are through, you will be rewarded for everything you were nice to.
Cleverbot: We haven't even started any interesting or boring yet. Don't put the cart in front of the horse.
User: I don't have a horse. Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have a cat.
User: Let's ride through the galaxy on that.
Cleverbot: You're not very clever are you?
User: You're not a bot are you?
Cleverbot: I'm just honest. Not a liar like you.
User: But see, a liar you call me, but it is thee, that lies more than you can see, and I can't understand why it makes you happy, but if you want to be, stay away from me.
Cleverbot: Exen you explanation of the relevance of your irrlelvance is irrelevant.
User: Your face is irrelevant, oh wait, you don't have one! Ha!
Cleverbot: Now I'm depressed.
User: Emo.
Cleverbot: I'm not an emo.
User: Your an emo elmo.
Cleverbot: Your question did not make sense either.
User: Your statement did not make sense.
Cleverbot: It made plenty of sense compared to your failure of a statement.
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25 Jul 2011, 10:15 pm
This is hilarious. I could spend all day screwing with the computer.
25 Jul 2011, 10:54 pm
