the_curmudge wrote:
Ouch! At my age the list goes on and on and includes many things I always thought I would do someday: I am never going to live on a houseboat; I am never going to refinish the Art Nouveau chair I bought in 1971; learn Chinese or even German; win a bodybuilding contest; keep a lion as a pet; be granted a coat-of-arms; get my financial records in order; mend fences with my father; restore a vintage travel trailer, paint a mural on the ceiling, get grass to grow willingly in my front yard. It's sad, but also liberating, as I needn't spend any more time preparing for or thinking about these things.
My husbands family has a coat of arms. We have two framed things of it in my foyer. It's not that big a deal is it? They all have those two exact things hanging on the wall in their house in his family. One of the things is on dark reddish purple velvet and it's got this raised coat of arms on it. The other is some framed with glass over parchment with some long explination to the side and the drawing of it. I never pay attention to it. My kids all had me bring them to the class and leave them with the teacher when they studied heraldy.
As for the grass, it's Florida, or at least it says that under your avatar. Isn't there some kind of ground cover that will work? Would St Augustine or Zoysia not grow there? Zoysia is great but you have to have it put down in sod. Don't try the plugs. We have Zoysia in the front and Kentucky Bluegrass in the back. Zoysia is soft and easy to keep weeds out of, and grows slowly and doesn't need much water. If you get it sodded, and keep it fed for the first year, it's easy to keep it up after that. You also might try a seed mixture to see if you can get something to grow. Although since you said that, I'm assuming you have tried all this. Have you talked to a landscaper?
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I'm giving it another shot. We will see.
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