Whoops! Naked Laundry!

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Just gave myself a laugh, thought I'd share....

I'm "working from home" today, having surfaced at around 08:30 and was just about to take some washing out & put it on the line. Got half way through the door when I realised I was stark staring dangling naked!

My "garden" is visible to anyone driving past on the quite busy road on which I live.....

Anyone else slip up like this?

I answered the door naked on purpose when some religious pamphleteers got me out of the shower.

Yes, sometimes I walk through the house naked and forget that the large windows are open towards neighbors and street.
Mindsigh, That's funny you answered the door naked to the pamphlet-people.

(What was the reaction to your nakedness? I once answered the door to those types with a weird green facial-clay mask on my face. They both backed up and retreated really quick.)

I have answered the door naked several times without realizing it. Last time for the cable guy who didn't seem to be very pleased (he must have been jealous of my body hair )

I have forgotten to put on shoes a few times when leaving. I tend to notice that fairly quickly, but once I made into the grocery store before someone called my attention to it.

you people are brave.

A woman is doing her family's laundry. She's all alone and decides to take off her clothes and toss them into the machine. She had just set her hair in rollers, and the pipes overhead were dripping condensation. She spotted her son's football helmet in the corner and put it on her head. There she stood, stark naked, except for the football helmet. At that moment, she heard a cough.

The woman turned around and found herself staring into the face of the meter reader from the gas and electric company.

Startled and embarrassed, the man had only one comment:

"I sure hope your team wins, lady!"

Not really.
I am absolutely mortified when I suddenly realize someone is seeing me naked. It's like getting sucker punched in the gut.

I just forget I'm naked sometimes. I don't really "get" the whole clothing thing except when it's cold.

I once had to climb off a girlfriend on a sunday morning, and answered the door wearing a tent-poled towel to someone selling the Watchtower. I got as far as "no than-" when the towel fell off!

She, looking horrified, backed away 3 steps before turning and running! Never got disturbed on sunday morning again!

hehehehe nope never happened to me but my pants did fall down in public once

Class!! unless of course it was an awful experience in which case,

wow you are VIRILE.

PMSL What can I say? I was young, dumb, & permanently horny. I suppose I could have waved the little chap, glistening in the morning light, at her, and asked if she realised what she was interrupting, but I've always tried to be polite...

PS. I don't think I've chipped in with the congratulations for your own romantic success, so CONGRATULATIONS!!
Happiness is very cool

That is a great idea.

A beautiful woman was home alone, taking a shower.

Just as she finished her shower, she heard a knock at her door. 'Who's there?', she screamed from the top of the stairs.

'It's the local blind man!' the stranger replied.

The woman was still naked after taking her shower, and she didn't want to make the man wait outside in the cold. So instead of taking her time and getting dressed, she decided to open the door in the nude. After all, she thought, the man blind. He won't see anything.

So the woman walked down the steps yelling 'I'm coming, blind man.'

When she opened the door, she said 'Hello. How can I help you today?'

The man glanced up and down at the woman and said 'Nice Tits, ma'am.. Where do you want these window blinds that you ordered?'