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* sucks when a cameraman follows you though

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20 Jan 2023, 12:28 am

I usually spread lime where I dragged the bag across the grass, too.

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20 Jan 2023, 1:47 am

The advice is pretty consistent. :nerdy:

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20 Jan 2023, 3:13 am

i wonder how many bodies have never been discovered? i know in places like joshua tree they find shallow graves quite often.

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20 Jan 2023, 9:31 am

I bury them under the patio. Not perfect but better than risk being see moving the body or any forensic evidence being found of the body if you dump it anywhere. Only issue is if we move house; guess I'd have to dig up the remains, but I think a skeleton will be easier to dispose of than a whole stinky body. Time will tell.

To be fair they had it coming; there is a sign on the door clearly saying "No Jehovah's Witnesses"

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20 Jan 2023, 9:52 am

The problem is how to clean blood splatter evidence.
I've heard oxygen bleach is the only way to kill haemoglobin and avoid Luminol detection.
I keep forgetting to try it.

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20 Jan 2023, 10:25 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:

I usually spread lime where I dragged the bag across the grass, too.

Don't cover the body with lime though; it will help to preserve the body and slow down the decomposition.

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20 Jan 2023, 10:27 am

Radish wrote:

IsabellaLinton wrote:

I usually spread lime where I dragged the bag across the grass, too.

Don't cover the body with lime though; it will help to preserve the body and slow down the decomposition.

What's your opinion on biodegradable bags?

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20 Jan 2023, 10:28 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:

Radish wrote:

IsabellaLinton wrote:

I usually spread lime where I dragged the bag across the grass, too.

Don't cover the body with lime though; it will help to preserve the body and slow down the decomposition.

What's your opinion on biodegradable bags?

Best not to put any barriers between the soil (dirt) and the body or it becomes a barrier to microbes and insects. You need the soil fauna to have a good feast.

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20 Jan 2023, 10:29 am

i now know who to ask should i ever find myself with an inconvenience.

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20 Jan 2023, 10:30 am

^ You're welcome... Oh, got to go... there's a couple of policemen at my door.

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20 Jan 2023, 10:32 am

I worry about animals when I use biodegradable bags.
They rot away quickly while the body parts are still fresh and stinky.

Also, what do you recommend when the ground is frozen or in cases of agoraphobia?
I wish I could hire someone to go out there for me, but it's risky.

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20 Jan 2023, 10:43 am

knifeplay reddens you;
lake levels are variable;
Acids stain you;
And drugs aren't reliable.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
just let 'em live.
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