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11 Jul 2015, 12:01 pm

The real authentic Italian sushi consists of noodles.

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11 Jul 2015, 12:09 pm

Dhis sentence begins with the letter T.

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11 Jul 2015, 1:04 pm

^ So does dhis one.

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11 Jul 2015, 4:31 pm

2 + 2 = 5

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11 Jul 2015, 6:23 pm

I'm just about to streak onto the stage - live on BBC One 'T in the Park'. Cover your eyes.

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11 Jul 2015, 7:00 pm

I trust my boss.

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11 Jul 2015, 9:14 pm

MjrMajorMajor wrote:

I trust my boss.

Very wise. I do mine, too, because I absolutely respect him.

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13 Jul 2015, 6:06 am

Milk neutralizes all poisons, so if you accidentally swallow some strychnine just drink some milk and you'll be OK.

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13 Jul 2015, 6:40 am

I'm a cannibal.

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13 Jul 2015, 7:12 am

I don't need to eat to survive. I only do it because I want to!

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13 Jul 2015, 7:51 pm

I am a car.

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