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15 Jul 2015, 11:33 am

I am my cat and my cat is me.



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15 Jul 2015, 11:45 am

I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more.



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15 Jul 2015, 5:31 pm

There's such a place as the lie berry where you go and borrow books.



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15 Jul 2015, 5:39 pm

WalMart is a fantastic place to work, and all the employees are treated fairly and paid well. Also, vaccines cause autism, so you'd better not vaccinate your kid; it's better for them to die of measles than for them to catch autism! *shudder*


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16 Jul 2015, 4:36 am

North Australia is the only state in Australia where koalas and kangaroos interbreed naturally. Koangaloos can jump from tree to tree and eat local raspberries.



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16 Jul 2015, 5:08 am

ayn coulter is attractive and inviting.



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16 Jul 2015, 5:15 am

Ann Coulter plans on spending the day in Central Park among the down and out and the homeless, listening to their stories and supplying them with balanced meals supplied by the Trump Foundation.


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16 Jul 2015, 5:23 am

^^^
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17 Jul 2015, 1:56 pm

All Aspies in a recent poll plan on voting Republican.


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17 Jul 2015, 1:59 pm

this just in- rush limburger quits radio and runs for congress as a green party member :mrgreen:



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17 Jul 2015, 2:12 pm

A third party candidate from Oregon is the latest to enter the Democrat field.


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17 Jul 2015, 2:22 pm

I didn't feel anxious today.


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17 Jul 2015, 5:13 pm

I kept an absolute poker face when my neighbours told me the name of the dog they were looking after was called Cyril.


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17 Jul 2015, 6:00 pm

it has not been a record-setting warm weather wave for the south Puget sound area this summer.



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17 Jul 2015, 6:36 pm

Donald Trump is actually from the dwarf planet Pluto. That's why he is called a "plutocrat".



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17 Jul 2015, 6:42 pm

trump's hair doesn't resemble a meatloaf.