Board index › Off Topic Discussion › Random Discussion

Say something rude to the person above you

Page 64 of 937 [ 14978 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67 ... 937  Next

Previous topic | Next topic

Sylkat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 2 Sep 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 17,425

01 Apr 2012, 6:45 am

There is a jail in Colorado somewhere there are no Newport cigarettes, there are no cigs at all!
A non-smoking jail, no caffeine, and no rock music, either!
the inmates have to drink herbal tea.

Sylkat



Rauhiss
Raven
Raven

User avatar

Joined: 25 Mar 2012
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 100

01 Apr 2012, 3:03 pm

A lot of herbal tea has caffeine in it.
And it's pretty yummy.



Joker
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 19 Mar 2011
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 7,593
Location: North Carolina The Tar Heel State :)

01 Apr 2012, 3:45 pm

A non smoking jail that must be hell



kevinjh
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 6 Nov 2011
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,456
Location: .

02 Apr 2012, 5:36 am

Sylkat wrote:
There is a jail in Colorado somewhere there are no Newport cigarettes, there are no cigs at all!
A non-smoking jail, no caffeine, and no rock music, either!
the inmates have to drink herbal tea.

Sylkat

No smoking? Life in jail will be better without the putrid stench! :D
No caffeine? I choose to drink only water or whole milk. :lol:
No rock music? I get to contemplate, plot, and scheme in peace. :twisted:

Now on which side of the door are the security fastenings and on which side of the door is the lock?



danmac
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 22 Mar 2010
Age: 50
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,652
Location: chi town burbs

02 Apr 2012, 8:40 am

spilled there Ubuntu all over me.....clutse(SP)


_________________
everything is funny if your looking at it right


kevinjh
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 6 Nov 2011
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,456
Location: .

02 Apr 2012, 11:15 pm

Here, let me wipe that second-degree burn with some lipid-based food products. :twisted:



Sylkat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 2 Sep 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 17,425

03 Apr 2012, 11:15 am

kevinjh turned his buffalo herd loose in a local neighborhood, and the local gardeners are MAD!!
Seems that some people frown upon their prize-winning roses being munched by large shaggy beasts who leave interesting hoofprints in the lawn and also trample bicycles and skateboards without even noticing!

Sylkat :roll:



Sylkat
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 2 Sep 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 17,425

06 Apr 2012, 3:23 am

Albirea creates dragons.
She specializes in creating flying dragons.
However, some have turned out to be a bit too realistic;
Numerous people in her area are complaining of very large droppings on their roofs.
The frequent comment is:
"Ain't never heard of no pigeon THAT big!"

Sylkat :roll:



ZX_SpectrumDisorder
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 24 Feb 2012
Age: 50
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,608
Location: Ireland

06 Apr 2012, 3:51 am

[ Mod. edit: comment redacted - not that rude, thank you. ]



kevinjh
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 6 Nov 2011
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,456
Location: .

06 Apr 2012, 5:20 am

*Bites thumb*



DanRaccoon
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 13 Jan 2012
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 871
Location: England

06 Apr 2012, 6:45 am

Titty sprinkles.


_________________
Please, if you are a female don't PM, IM or contact me in anyway. This isn't a joke, I've just simply had enough of all of you.

http://www.youtube.com/user/DanRaccoon


cooldryplace
Blue Jay
Blue Jay

User avatar

Joined: 18 Mar 2011
Age: 36
Gender: Male
Posts: 84

06 Apr 2012, 7:26 am

Come check out this cool switch I found.



kevinjh
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 6 Nov 2011
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,456
Location: .

06 Apr 2012, 12:46 pm

*Thumbs nose*



GumbyLives
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 30 May 2010
Age: 63
Gender: Female
Posts: 768
Location: LV-426

06 Apr 2012, 4:49 pm

To hell with Ubuntu - it's a Windows-wannabe (actually I have an ubuntu machine too ;)


_________________
I would rather have my liver pecked out by a giant crow than spend a day at the mall. But I'd pay money to see a giant crow eat a mall.

Your Aspie score: 155 of 200 * Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 49 of 200 * You are very likely an Aspie


kevinjh
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 6 Nov 2011
Gender: Male
Posts: 8,456
Location: .

06 Apr 2012, 6:55 pm

You won a marathon running with scissors!?



ZX_SpectrumDisorder
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 24 Feb 2012
Age: 50
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,608
Location: Ireland

06 Apr 2012, 7:30 pm

ZX_SpectrumDisorder wrote:
[ Mod. edit: comment redacted - not that rude, thank you. ]


ahaha sorry.