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04 Aug 2015, 3:44 pm

Watch me! I can do it!! !! !


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04 Aug 2015, 3:49 pm

Unnecessary, irrational anxiety? Never heard of it.


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04 Aug 2015, 6:04 pm

I live under a bridge.


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04 Aug 2015, 6:42 pm

NASA engineers are developing cockroach drones to explore the sea.


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04 Aug 2015, 8:40 pm

Those WP members that are online right now will get a 50% discount on their WP member fee! That's only three easy payments of $49.95!



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05 Aug 2015, 2:36 am

New research claims mosquitos are undercover aliens from Mars stealing human blood to make bio cleaners.


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05 Aug 2015, 7:40 am

Nice people exist.


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05 Aug 2015, 7:20 pm

If people could read my mind all the time, they wouldn't call me paranoid.



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05 Aug 2015, 8:43 pm

I think it's hilarious and cute when people on Youtube tell someone else "go kill yourself" for liking something that they don't.

I am also not feeling depressed, frustrated, guilty and ashamed of myself, because everyone else is wrong and I am not a rude, nasty jerk.



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05 Aug 2015, 11:41 pm

Watering your feet every day gets you to grow taller that you can reach the sky some day.


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06 Aug 2015, 8:09 pm

Internet? - I can take it or leave it.



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06 Aug 2015, 8:23 pm

Alexander the great invented the internet.


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07 Aug 2015, 4:18 am

Alexander the Lesser did many things. One of them was not to invent the internet. He left it to his namesake.


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07 Aug 2015, 6:54 am

Hamsters usually lie a lot when they are hungry.


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07 Aug 2015, 7:10 am

Napoleon Bonapart fought against Henry VIII of England. It was a clash of egos.


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08 Aug 2015, 5:54 am

I saw a ghost saying hello.


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