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08 Aug 2015, 11:52 am

I wear a helmet when I go to bed to protect myself from car accidents.



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08 Aug 2015, 2:26 pm

Helmets are essential lids of your body.


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08 Aug 2015, 2:36 pm

I'm so so so hot. Oooh la la.



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13 Aug 2015, 10:06 pm

I used to live in Yorkshire - our milkman was Jean Cocteau!



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14 Aug 2015, 10:21 am

Jean Cocteau was my boyfriend.


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14 Aug 2015, 10:58 am

I am an expert on deck chairs and picnic tables.


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14 Aug 2015, 11:13 am

President Donald Trump would significantly improve US international relations.


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14 Aug 2015, 2:23 pm

Donald Trump is a sane man and wouldn't date his own daughter.


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15 Aug 2015, 3:02 pm

Donald Trump invented trumpet.


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15 Aug 2015, 3:36 pm

Donald Trump drives a fire engine in Trumpton.


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15 Aug 2015, 3:39 pm

His name was Donald Trumpet.


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15 Aug 2015, 3:42 pm

It's because his granddad could fart the national anthem.


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15 Aug 2015, 3:46 pm

I am a character on The Simpsons.


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15 Aug 2015, 4:05 pm

Alexander Graham Bell invented the first graham cracker. Marshmallow and chocolate lovers everywhere were overjoyed.



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15 Aug 2015, 4:11 pm

My name is Michael Caine


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16 Aug 2015, 1:21 am

Game cards are made of glass.


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