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27 Aug 2015, 4:24 pm

I saw a ghost walking.


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27 Aug 2015, 4:39 pm

Pencils are infant trees and stem from an underling contraception issue, prominent in trees within western society.



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28 Aug 2015, 1:21 am

I died today. I also died a few days ago. I'm probably gonna die again tomorrow. I die very often.

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28 Aug 2015, 10:55 am

Shít is beautiful and smells good.



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30 Aug 2015, 9:46 am

In my chervil herb pot ants are meeting for discussion of The Theory of Electric and Magnetic Waves.


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30 Aug 2015, 10:07 am

I trust doctors not only to be responsibile enough to take care of a box of crayola crayons but I trust them with my health/well being and my life.



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30 Aug 2015, 10:09 am

I trust ants.


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30 Aug 2015, 10:21 am

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30 Aug 2015, 11:33 am

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31 Aug 2015, 5:12 am

My burnt frying pan wants to be burnt all the time that's all.


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31 Aug 2015, 6:37 pm

The internet sucks!



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31 Aug 2015, 8:18 pm

I wish my phone was slower.



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01 Sep 2015, 2:40 am

i want to stay like this forever...


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01 Sep 2015, 4:27 am

Noca wrote:
I wish my phone was slower.


I use a phone all the time. I'm taking a selfie right now.


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01 Sep 2015, 3:30 pm

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02 Sep 2015, 6:48 am

I have given all of you up to a plea bargain from the cia and the kgb


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