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I want Shadow to prepare me some live eel kabayaki~

It is the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature is stirring, because they're eating out tonight

The news stories have been like "Three killed in fiery crash on Christmas Day."
And "Boy killed in quad bike accident 2 days before Christmas."

Is it worse that they died at a certain time of the year?
I think that would be just as horrible at any time, wouldn't it?

Another one.
"Boy drowns in pool on Christmas Eve."

I'm pretty sure the boy's loved ones will realise what day it is.
Feels to me like the newsmakers just want to rub salt in the wounds.
He died...AND as if it couldn't get any worse...it was Christmas Eve!!

I detest how the news is reported.
The ABC seems the only source devoid of sensationalism.
Indeed, they're very likely to send you to sleep.
Zzzzzzzz.

Om Nom wishes everyone a Merry Christmas. He's such a Sweet Pea. He even still has his pod stem on his head.

Hello CockneyRebel, I hope that your doing well and all?

I have just finished successfully stealing all of the christmas decorations, trees and gifts in my neighborhood and will sell them all to Mr. Potter.

Santa never wraps my presents for some reason, he never has.
And I had to go use the bathroom, I saw an ACTUAL NINTENDO SWITCH, just chillin' under the tree...
I went to go wake my mom up, but she said I have to wait until 9:00... God this will be a torturous three hours and 30 minutes.

Whomever invented the idea of flying reindeer was obviously on drugs.

Santa is able to slither through glass when there's no chimney to slide down.

Flying reindeer eat very well, I assure you.

I'm thinking of what I could write that not only would get me banned from WP but banned from the entire internet, but not be illegal or offensive.

Some good and some bad news. A buddy of mine from college became a grandfather for the second time yesterday at 07.30 EST. He now has a grandson, in addition to a 2 year old granddaughter. This guy’s a trombonist. I sent him a crack on Facebook saying I suspect and smell a new trombonist in the air .

The bad news: a former coworker of mine at Follett School Solutions (fka Follett Software), who left the company shortly after I left in 1991 to become a pastor, lost his wife of 25 years on Saturday. She had been in a vegetative state for almost the last 4 years. Her funeral is Wednesday. I will not be attending, for obvious reasons (He, and his congregation are in the far Northwest Suburbs of Chicago, and I’m living 50 miles north of Baltimore. (Ironically, this guy was from Baltimore.) I also didn’t know him that well.) i’ve Already sent my condolences by quoting parts of the funeral liturgy from the Lutheran Service Book (and, if could have found a decent recording of it, the Prayer of St. Simeon (aka the Nunc Dimitiis) that is part of the Russian Orthodox tradition, as well as the Russian Orthodox Hymn Salvation is created, that is part of the Liturgy of St. John Chrystostom.)

Shame and trust. Embarrassment and confidence.

Retaliatory maltheism for me.

Deep down I think that most people are too stupid to understand me.

I don't get to open my presents until tomorrow when my family gets here.