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10 Sep 2015, 12:51 pm

Elephants can play the saxophone, but not the drums.

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10 Sep 2015, 4:40 pm

All life on Earth evolved from a single celled amoeba like chap, who was called Fred and who arrived here in a tiny little space ship. In actual fact it was an accident because he was intending to go to Venus but his navigation system was defective.

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10 Sep 2015, 5:29 pm

Drawyer wrote:

If you swallow an apple seed it will sprout inside your feet and you will become an apple tree in 6 weeks.

Awesome

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10 Sep 2015, 6:11 pm

We are all descendants of aliens who invaded Earth in the 1960s.

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11 Sep 2015, 12:01 am

Please ^# edxcuse my typning"". Myi cat is sitinng ${ on my haed ruight noew and @ * I can:t see<.

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11 Sep 2015, 6:17 am

People are just figments of the imaginations of the monsters that live under beds

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11 Sep 2015, 6:19 am

If you stand in a bowl of milk at midnight on Halloween and eat three live mice you'll change into a cat.

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11 Sep 2015, 6:21 am

Life is good.

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11 Sep 2015, 6:23 am

I'm watching you watch TV through your bedroom window,
And I'm pretty pleased you're watching the Kardashians!

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11 Sep 2015, 7:05 am

I haven't written anything. If you see words here they are just a figment of your imagination.

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11 Sep 2015, 7:09 am

I think your thinking

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11 Sep 2015, 8:00 am

I won't f**k with you!

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11 Sep 2015, 8:13 am

There is only one country and one language, all the supposed other countries and languages are really nothing more than an elaborate hoax.

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11 Sep 2015, 8:14 am

Mushrooms are made in a factory from a form of edible polystyrene.

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11 Sep 2015, 1:58 pm

Most carbohydrates are actually good for you.

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11 Sep 2015, 2:33 pm

If you eat baby food you will become pregnant, even if you're male.

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