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13 Sep 2015, 2:04 am

Obama lives on the moon.


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13 Sep 2015, 9:59 am

Salmonella is really just the name for female salmon.



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13 Sep 2015, 10:45 am

When it's a harvest moon, wolves say meow.


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13 Sep 2015, 10:48 am

I speak in meow language.


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13 Sep 2015, 12:32 pm

When the blood moon rises, I will return to Carcosa through the tunnel under the hill



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13 Sep 2015, 6:53 pm

I will stop drinking beer, cold turkey.


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13 Sep 2015, 8:13 pm

I'll hate beer cold turkey.


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13 Sep 2015, 8:27 pm

Masturbation causes blindness among other ailments.


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14 Sep 2015, 6:51 am

All null sequences are unbounded.


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14 Sep 2015, 6:56 am

The moon is really just the earths reflection on the edge of the timesphere



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14 Sep 2015, 7:12 am

Skilpadde wrote:
When it's a harvest moon, wolves say meow.


When it's a full moon, cats bark like a dog.


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14 Sep 2015, 7:14 am

This sentence is a lie.


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14 Sep 2015, 7:18 am

42 is a lie



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14 Sep 2015, 2:51 pm

Portland's light rail system is not color-coded.


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14 Sep 2015, 2:57 pm

Cockroach96 wrote:
This sentence is a lie.


The above statement is true.


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14 Sep 2015, 7:41 pm

I just got my head caught in a bear trap today.


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