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18 Sep 2015, 8:15 am

I never learned to type.



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18 Sep 2015, 12:31 pm

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18 Sep 2015, 1:07 pm

The Confederacy won the Civil War.


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19 Sep 2015, 1:52 am

Buses are made of cardboard.


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19 Sep 2015, 1:54 am

Cockroach96 wrote:
Buses are made of cardboard.


No, they're made of cake!


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19 Sep 2015, 2:06 am

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19 Sep 2015, 8:31 am

Trains ride on railroad tracks made of jelly.


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19 Sep 2015, 2:56 pm

KyleTheGhost wrote:
Trains ride on railroad tracks made of jelly.


NO! They're made of cake!


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19 Sep 2015, 3:16 pm

Kraichgauer wrote:
KyleTheGhost wrote:
Trains ride on railroad tracks made of jelly.


NO! They're made of cake!


No, licorice.


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20 Sep 2015, 4:35 am

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20 Sep 2015, 1:29 pm

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20 Sep 2015, 6:00 pm

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21 Sep 2015, 7:27 am

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21 Sep 2015, 2:09 pm

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