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29 Aug 2011, 5:15 pm

My sunglasses reflect light that is actually brighter than the sun.

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29 Aug 2011, 5:15 pm

I have discovered a method for performing instantaneous two-way telepathic communication without drugs, sensory deprivation, or technological assistance.

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29 Aug 2011, 5:17 pm

I'm totally not tired

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29 Aug 2011, 5:21 pm

I'm totally satisfied with the sunglasses I just bought from walmart. The lense didn't break off before I got it out of the bag! Such a wise purchase.

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29 Aug 2011, 5:40 pm

I'm feeling so good about myself right now! :roll:

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29 Aug 2011, 5:53 pm

MakaylaTheAspie isn't pretty.

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29 Aug 2011, 5:54 pm

thewrll wrote:

MakaylaTheAspie isn't pretty.

I don't second this

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29 Aug 2011, 7:18 pm

The company that manufactures the Snuggie wearable blanket got the idea from me by hiring Leonardo DiCaprio to steal it from my dreams.

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29 Aug 2011, 7:24 pm

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I am building an atomic bomb in my basement out of chicken wire, m40 fire crackers, two soda cans and some glow-in-the-dark silly putty.

That's a really good design. The secret is the chicken wire, which slows down the neutrinos.

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29 Aug 2011, 8:10 pm

I'll never tell.

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29 Aug 2011, 8:20 pm

I suddenly had the urge at the hospital to break out with a show tune during one of those quiet, awkward moments, but I was afraid that one of the cute nurses would think me weird.

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29 Aug 2011, 8:23 pm

I threw a bird at Fabio and broke his nose.

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29 Aug 2011, 8:24 pm

Jory wrote:

I threw a bird at Fabio and broke his nose.