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TechnoDog
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08 Apr 2012, 2:52 am

Time to put your leash on.


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08 Apr 2012, 3:34 am

May your bed sheets turn into mayonnaise, and may you turn into a pickle.
A gherkin, not a dill.

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08 Apr 2012, 12:45 pm

May your never have the right pickle for the occasion.


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I would rather have my liver pecked out by a giant crow than spend a day at the mall. But I'd pay money to see a giant crow eat a mall.

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08 Apr 2012, 3:09 pm

May your CD collection turn into small pickled beets.

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08 Apr 2012, 8:37 pm

May your CD collection turn into Beiber covers of the Twilight sound track.



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08 Apr 2012, 9:36 pm

May your dvd collection all turn into Mr Rude.


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08 Apr 2012, 10:15 pm

May you spend your life on cassette tape.


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I would rather have my liver pecked out by a giant crow than spend a day at the mall. But I'd pay money to see a giant crow eat a mall.

Your Aspie score: 155 of 200 * Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 49 of 200 * You are very likely an Aspie


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08 Apr 2012, 10:40 pm

Hi. Bye.



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09 Apr 2012, 12:47 pm

May your favorite sweatshirt turn into a fuscia pink Justin Bieber tank top.
With sequins.
And possibly fringe.

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09 Apr 2012, 6:39 pm

May everything you touch, turn into see through.


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09 Apr 2012, 6:45 pm

May you work every day of the rest of your life as a cashier at Taco Bell.


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I would rather have my liver pecked out by a giant crow than spend a day at the mall. But I'd pay money to see a giant crow eat a mall.

Your Aspie score: 155 of 200 * Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 49 of 200 * You are very likely an Aspie


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09 Apr 2012, 6:47 pm

May you accidentally stab yourself with those scissors.


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09 Apr 2012, 7:12 pm

(already did it)

May autocorrect change all your "I's" to "Up your noodleplex"


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I would rather have my liver pecked out by a giant crow than spend a day at the mall. But I'd pay money to see a giant crow eat a mall.

Your Aspie score: 155 of 200 * Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 49 of 200 * You are very likely an Aspie


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09 Apr 2012, 7:45 pm

May your treadmill, change from super fast slap into the wall. Reverse & slap you into another wall. Stop, then super speed forward & then stop just before you hit the wall. Then reverse back into the wall. Then start hill climbing & super extreme forward, into the roof.


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09 Apr 2012, 8:27 pm

May your big impressive black Jeep suddenly transform into a pastel pink Big Wheels.

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09 Apr 2012, 9:49 pm

May your little creepy hamster thing choke on those flowers.


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I would rather have my liver pecked out by a giant crow than spend a day at the mall. But I'd pay money to see a giant crow eat a mall.

Your Aspie score: 155 of 200 * Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 49 of 200 * You are very likely an Aspie