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Rockymtchris
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12 Oct 2015, 3:26 am

My top five fibs...
1. I'm totally vegan, and will only use organic groceries.
2. I'm tall and slender, and enjoy my yoga and pilates daily.
3. I'm a thrillseeker, always looking for that "adrenaline rush".
4. I love texting and talking on the telephone, especially to telemarketers.
5. I would be a model soldier in the Army, but my dream job is door-to-door sales.


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12 Oct 2015, 1:50 pm

My mom, my sister, and I began a vegan diet over the weekend.


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12 Oct 2015, 7:16 pm

My garden hasn't any plants or flowers in it only weeds.



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12 Oct 2015, 11:04 pm

This is not a post.



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13 Oct 2015, 1:48 am

This post is made of wood, and is part of a fence.


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13 Oct 2015, 2:50 am

Kraichgauer wrote:
This post is made of wood, and is part of a fence.


I found Kraichgauer's words so sad I had to go and get my bottle of Wite Out and cover up his post on my screen.


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13 Oct 2015, 2:52 am

I've been invisible for 2493 seconds.


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13 Oct 2015, 1:11 pm

Rockymtchris wrote:
Kraichgauer wrote:
This post is made of wood, and is part of a fence.


I found Kraichgauer's words so sad I had to go and get my bottle of Wite Out and cover up his post on my screen.


I use white out on my computer all the time, as I do in all aspects of life.


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13 Oct 2015, 1:54 pm

I am the inventor of White Out.


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13 Oct 2015, 1:58 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
I am the inventor of White Out.

They made a Monkee out of your son.


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14 Oct 2015, 12:16 pm

I am posting this from a zoo close to the monkey exhibit.


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19 Oct 2015, 2:01 am

Hottest temperature bath water makes you hottest.


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19 Oct 2015, 2:09 am

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19 Oct 2015, 2:10 am

Unwinding clock makes you underweight.


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19 Oct 2015, 8:26 pm

This thread is not about to get to page 700.



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20 Oct 2015, 1:05 pm

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