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25 Mar 2010, 9:42 am

ron rang the wrong run.

(ron was expecting a delivery and rang the wrong delivery service)

(tongue twister)

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25 Mar 2010, 9:43 am

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Hope you two/three/? feel better asap.

I'm going to stick some Gladiolus bulbs in the ground now. (well, within half an hour that is).
(the package says they're white ones.... hope so)

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25 Mar 2010, 9:45 am

when the girl lost her christmas presents that she was delivering due to putting the gifts in a structurally unsound stocking, she.....

stopped stocking shopping in her shocking spotty stocking.

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25 Mar 2010, 10:21 am

b9 wrote:

when the girl lost her christmas presents that she was delivering due to putting the gifts in a structurally unsound stocking, she.....

stopped stocking shopping in her shocking spotty stocking.

My son made a ball of foil. I said try to say foil ball 3 times very fast. Not so easy.

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25 Mar 2010, 10:53 am

I'm not sick, I'm autistic!

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25 Mar 2010, 10:57 am

Aimless wrote:

b9 wrote:

when the girl lost her christmas presents that she was delivering due to putting the gifts in a structurally unsound stocking, she.....

stopped stocking shopping in her shocking spotty stocking.

My son made a ball of foil. I said try to say foil ball 3 times very fast. Not so easy.

yes i agree that it is difficult to repeat rapidly.

"a falling boiling ball of foil" is also hard to say.

i can easily type "ball of foil" 3 times which proves i am better at expressing the written word than i am speaking orally.
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there were a group of people who were hired to catch cats.
but the people catching cats were not allowed to kill them and sell their fur for money.

however...

cheque cashers catch cat catchers cashing cheques.

try to say that. that is my best attempt at a tongue twister.

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25 Mar 2010, 1:35 pm

tinky wrote:

i hope you feel better. i don't feel good as well.

Yeah I feel a bit better today, thank you. I hope you feel better yourself.

~

My fingertips are going soft. This is an unwelcome development.

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25 Mar 2010, 1:43 pm

I love the taste of Gatoraide, in the morning.

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25 Mar 2010, 2:27 pm

I'm drunk :drunken: .

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25 Mar 2010, 3:39 pm

b9 wrote:

i can easily type "ball of foil" 3 times which proves i am better at expressing the written word than i am speaking orally.

This makes me wonder if people who speak sign language have their own collections of "finger twisters".

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cheque cashers catch cat catchers cashing cheques.

try to say that. that is my best attempt at a tongue twister.

That one is very difficult for me. It comes out, "Ca--ca--catch-- oh, forget it!"

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25 Mar 2010, 6:13 pm

I'm a virgin, and that's the way it's going to stay.

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25 Mar 2010, 7:13 pm

I have a strong cough right now. I hope I'm not startling my neighbours or anything with all the raucous coughing I'm doing.

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25 Mar 2010, 7:35 pm

Ball bag!

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25 Mar 2010, 9:55 pm

Mrs. Lovett's meat pies are The Worst Pies in London.

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25 Mar 2010, 9:58 pm

I think that I'm allergic to marijuana.

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25 Mar 2010, 10:14 pm

CockneyRebel wrote:

I think that I'm allergic to marijuana.

Oh you poor thing - thats the worst news i've heard all day

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