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10 Apr 2012, 4:21 am

Gumby is dead.


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10 Apr 2012, 4:35 am

Who is this?



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10 Apr 2012, 4:37 am

Joker wrote:
Who is this?


Your mom.


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10 Apr 2012, 4:51 am

Hi mom go make me a sandwich and get me a coke.



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10 Apr 2012, 5:01 am

No, lazy brat, go do it yourself!
And while you are there, wash the dishes and go down to the basement and start a load of laundry and feed the goats and mop the floor!

Love, Mom. :wink:



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10 Apr 2012, 5:23 am

MOM GET ME A COKE NOW!



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10 Apr 2012, 6:21 am

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MOM GET ME A COKE NOW!


I'm really disappointed that you became a coke dealer...you know crack is where the money is at.

Didn't they teach you that in school? Or when you ditched?

*try* to succeed in something and not fail me as a child...for once.


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10 Apr 2012, 3:28 pm

YOU stole the cookie from the cookie jar!



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10 Apr 2012, 3:50 pm

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YOU stole the cookie from the cookie jar!


I don't eat cookies you carnivore!


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10 Apr 2012, 5:20 pm

Oh, no!
A dealer in drugs AND stolen bakery products!
How will I ever face my friends at the Women's Club?

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10 Apr 2012, 11:55 pm

If I shared a prison cell with you id pimp you out for a carton of new ports :wink:



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11 Apr 2012, 12:08 am

chrissyrun wrote:
Joker wrote:
MOM GET ME A COKE NOW!


I'm really disappointed that you became a coke dealer...you know crack is where the money is at.

Didn't they teach you that in school? Or when you ditched?

*try* to succeed in something and not fail me as a child...for once.


Meth is the new drug of choise for 50 bucks worth of toxic chemical I could turn 5000 bucks in christal meth.
Wait Id traide Joker for a half a carton and a Mt. Dew and Id even give you one of the cigarettes when you were done. :wink:



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11 Apr 2012, 9:24 am

pappa daddy gets his cut or else
i'd pimp you out for a shortee(1/2 a cig) but i don't think anyone would go for it


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11 Apr 2012, 8:50 pm

Wash those dishes!
And, you need a haircut!

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11 Apr 2012, 8:52 pm

May your dormouse fall off that plant into the abyss below!


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11 Apr 2012, 8:58 pm

May my dormouse's cousins nibble on your avatar's wiring....oops, no more snooper vision!

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