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I listen to every word when people speak and never loose interest.

Miley Cirus is a vastly talented musician with an incredible vocal range, with lyrics that span the entire gamut of human emotion with surgical precision. She learned all of that from her father.

there is a plethora of activity planned for today.

I cleared Dark Souls on my very first try. In less than ninety minutes. Without dying once. That is just how easy that game is.

I highly doubt that I have enough time in my life to get the full 1k gamerscore for Avatar - The Burning Earth. That is far too long of a grind for me.

I beat deathclaws to death with my lvl 1 bare fists and no armor.

Bethesda has never released a buggy game.

Especially not recently.

Nintendo has decided to remove support for all games that are not rated Ao for their new console - Play with My Wii2.

Mario and Luigi elope and have a gay marriage just so Princess Peach can enjoy being a voyeur on their honeymoon.

Call of Duty MP servers start enforcing emotional maturity checks on players before they can enter. Only mild-mannered intellectual gentlemen will be let in, starting in the near-future.

Studio Ghibli enters the H-anime business.

Tarantino is hired to direct the live-action My Little Pony movie, where Rainbow Dash will be exposed as a futanari.

Politicians worldwide start listening to the common man.

ISIS starts funding their army with a chain of Korean BBQ Pork restaurants.

I do not have any more blatant lies to share in this thread.

The sun is pink.

this will work great, for there is a plethora of such fine gentlemen in the CoD fanbase and they mustn't worry about what their mothers think of the game, for they have since moved out.

the next CoD game will have adrien brody as a playable character in the campaign.

I've been cast to star in a new feature-length action-adventure film where I'll be training runaway teenage mercenaries how to rappel down through shafts and skylights into a large hospital to steal drugs and hoard medical supplies. The picture is to be titled "The SicKids Drop In", and New Line Cinema plans a June 31st release date next year.

The weather outside is absolutely wonderful.

I'm glad we saw the first snow of the winter today.

I hope it snows early. I want to spend all day clearing out my driveway of snow.

I'm so excited that they've forcasted blizzard conditions later tonite so I can enjoy my drive home after work.

Rabbits are turtles.

I currently own a Powerpuff Girls' blanket.

a longer shelf life usually translates to higher nutritional value.

I just finished enjoying a bloated can of chowder I found deep in my cabinets that expired in 2007. Nyam-nyam!

my vrittaine crest is flaring up right now.