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16 Apr 2019, 8:06 pm

^^^god bless canada :star:



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17 Apr 2019, 3:34 pm

The top speed at the world's first real automobile race in 1895 was just 15 mph.


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21 Apr 2019, 4:28 pm

Happy Easter everyone! May all of you have a lovely day today!


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07 May 2019, 3:18 pm

NASA scientists have discovered stars that are cool enough to touch.


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07 May 2019, 8:01 pm

cool enough for the gods to touch.



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09 May 2019, 6:40 pm

Every second, the Sun sends to earth 10 times more neutrinos than the number of people on earth.


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09 May 2019, 7:42 pm

anybody here ever eat beer ice cream? ben and jerry's makes a stout ice cream that's pretty delish :chef:



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10 May 2019, 1:55 pm

The world's largest cave is over 5.5 miles long, has a jungle and river, and could fit a 40-story skyscraper within its walls.


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10 May 2019, 6:53 pm

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The world's largest cave is over 5.5 miles long, has a jungle and river, and could fit a 40-story skyscraper within its walls.

what's its name?



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10 May 2019, 6:59 pm

A man robbed a bank for $1 so he could be arrested and sent to jail for free medical health-care.


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10 May 2019, 7:07 pm

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A man robbed a bank for $1 so he could be arrested and sent to jail for free medical health-care.

he's gonna literally be sorely disappointed as most local jails no longer provide primary health care, unless he keels over from a heart attack or stroke or something like that.



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14 May 2019, 4:44 pm

In Beijing, one million people live underground in basements and air raid shelters.


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14 May 2019, 5:55 pm

Suddenly kittens.
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14 May 2019, 8:30 pm

For men, sex burns between 100 and 200 calories on average. On the other hand, it only burns approximately 69 calories for women.


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14 May 2019, 8:33 pm

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For men, sex burns between 100 and 200 calories on average. On the other hand, it only burns approximately 69 calories for women.

what if they're on top?



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15 May 2019, 2:58 pm

The second officer of the Titanic, who survived by swimming from the sinking ship to a capsized raft, later in life sailed his civilian craft to Dunkirk and helped evacuate over 130 men.


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