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KyleTheGhost
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08 Dec 2015, 7:43 am

I know! What's the big deal? I myself just got The Big Ben, The Tower of London, The Hoover Dam, and the Great Wall of China!


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09 Dec 2015, 8:14 am

I eat rocks.


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10 Dec 2015, 5:04 am

I am NOT a fan of old game shows.


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10 Dec 2015, 5:11 am

KyleTheGhost wrote:
I eat rocks.


I lived under that rock you just ate!



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10 Dec 2015, 5:20 am

I just ate the tree you moved into afterward!


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10 Dec 2015, 5:21 am

You're bald.


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10 Dec 2015, 5:25 am

Tree's being eaten by giant ghosts is why man first left the trees, which led to our bipedal locomotion.



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10 Dec 2015, 5:28 am

I have no legs.


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10 Dec 2015, 5:31 am

You have eight fingers.


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10 Dec 2015, 5:32 am

All three of us were conjoined triplets at birth



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10 Dec 2015, 5:34 am

And Angelina Jolie is our mum basically.


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10 Dec 2015, 5:34 am

I am sitting on a cactus.


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10 Dec 2015, 5:36 am

I manufacture and distribute cactus seats on a global scale. It's a surprisingly lucrative business.



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10 Dec 2015, 6:44 am

Those sounds comfortable. I'd like to buy one.


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10 Dec 2015, 7:06 am

If I eat after midnight I'm liable to turn into a Furbie



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10 Dec 2015, 2:45 pm

Velcro was created by the Martians. It was a ploy to destroy earth. First they were going to stick the fuzzy velcro to the entire surface of the earth, then a giant space ship would come with the hook velcro and rip the earth apart. It never worked out. Hoping to capitalize on their invention, they sold it to the US Army in 1928, but it wasn't commercialized until much later, when the US government decided to abandon weaponized velcro research.

Believe it or not, during the period of velcro-weaponization studies, over 29 scientists were killed in velcro related incidents.

Scary stuff.