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jifmam j jasond
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03 May 2019, 11:33 pm

I wish that all the NT world had but one head so I could beat them sensible with a Ronco TM7000
teaching mallet.
The Ronco TM7000 is made of iron and weighs 45 pounds.

if not sensible, unconscious will do.

funeralxempire
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03 May 2019, 11:46 pm

jifmam j jasond wrote:

my dog is going bald on top. where can i get him a dog toupee?

Dogs can grow beards all over.

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04 May 2019, 12:13 am

So, there's a trend of rappers holding stacks of money up to their ear on Instagram.

Imma take a picture like that, only with a stack of (fewer than 10) pennies. :lol:

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04 May 2019, 1:01 am

blackicmenace wrote:

blazingstar wrote:

funeralxempire wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

if life keeps giving you lemons, find some sweetener somewhere.

When life gives you lemons, put a couple of them in a sock and whoop life until it gives you something better.

When life gives you lemons, plant the seeds and grow an orchard.

When life gives you lemons, get a refund. They have lemon laws you know.

i fought the lemons but the lemons won

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04 May 2019, 1:03 am

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

After Hurricane Katrina, Cuba offered medical aid and Venezuela gasoline plus $5 million.
The U.S. rejected them all.

jifmam j jasond
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04 May 2019, 4:23 am

Never try to kill a mouse with a .45 cal single action Army Colt revolver in bad light. It's just nearly impossible to hit the little bastards.
I just efficiently vaporized one end of my LP collection instead. Dammit, lost all my Zappas!

I should have used the Ithaca pump gun, but I might a shot the dog too.

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04 May 2019, 4:42 am

cecilfienkelstien
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04 May 2019, 9:10 am

I did not order lemons I ordered tacos! Call my Lawyer!

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04 May 2019, 12:17 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

After Hurricane Katrina, Cuba offered medical aid and Venezuela gasoline plus $5 million.
The U.S. rejected them all.

Given that we're talking about Cuba and Venezuela, I'd have to find out more about any "Trojan horse" aspect of these gifts.

funeralxempire
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04 May 2019, 2:03 pm

Claradoon wrote:

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

After Hurricane Katrina, Cuba offered medical aid and Venezuela gasoline plus $5 million.
The U.S. rejected them all.

Given that we're talking about Cuba and Venezuela, I'd have to find out more about any "Trojan horse" aspect of these gifts.

By that reasoning, should a country like Cuba assume any aid or gift from Canada is merely a Trojan horse?

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05 May 2019, 7:48 am

funeralxempire wrote:

Claradoon wrote:

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

After Hurricane Katrina, Cuba offered medical aid and Venezuela gasoline plus $5 million.
The U.S. rejected them all.

Given that we're talking about Cuba and Venezuela, I'd have to find out more about any "Trojan horse" aspect of these gifts.

By that reasoning, should a country like Cuba assume any aid or gift from Canada is merely a Trojan horse?

"Find out more" is not the same as "assume."

AprilR
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05 May 2019, 7:58 am

I'm still waiting to be fired from my job. I basically just run errands there. I suck so much at being a lawyer.

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05 May 2019, 9:39 am

I see my friend tomorrow.

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05 May 2019, 2:44 pm

cecilfienkelstien wrote:

I see my friend tomorrow.

I see my friend every time I dust.

elzewhere
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06 May 2019, 12:54 am

I don't have any friends anymore and I suck at making them and keeping them. It gets pretty lonely at times although I do enjoy spending a majority of my time alone.

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06 May 2019, 4:23 am

random.

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