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30 Aug 2011, 12:09 pm

A goat has no known boiling point.


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30 Aug 2011, 12:16 pm

I shall shower in a moment whilst practicing a handstand as I wish to participate in the London2012 Olympic Games.



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30 Aug 2011, 12:17 pm

You can always trust an aphid.


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30 Aug 2011, 12:29 pm

Yesterday was Labor Day.


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30 Aug 2011, 12:34 pm

Rendering walls with porridge works very well and is entirely weatherproof.


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30 Aug 2011, 5:06 pm

Next year, Christmas will occur on July 25.


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30 Aug 2011, 5:47 pm

I don't have anything to do right now.


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30 Aug 2011, 5:49 pm

Tennis didn't used to my least favorite sport.


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30 Aug 2011, 5:52 pm

I am depressed.


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30 Aug 2011, 5:52 pm

Chuck Norris memes are funny.



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30 Aug 2011, 5:53 pm

I would like to destroy all cones.


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30 Aug 2011, 6:13 pm

I did not think of the converse to TPP's statement.


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30 Aug 2011, 6:35 pm

Frogs croak because they've forgotten the words.


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30 Aug 2011, 6:37 pm

Christian Bale knows how to handle a frustrating situation.



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30 Aug 2011, 6:38 pm

I don't like Steven Segal.


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30 Aug 2011, 6:39 pm

I didn't get a new phone today. If I did, it wasn't the HTC Evo.


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