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27 Apr 2015, 7:34 pm

You're a human version of Woodstock from the Peanuts comic.


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27 Apr 2015, 7:35 pm

Sylvester the cat was patterned after you.



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28 Apr 2015, 6:09 pm

My good sir, on occasion your finger should really leave your nostril.



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28 Apr 2015, 6:11 pm

Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's ass and was left as a brown stain on the mattress.



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28 Apr 2015, 6:13 pm

:shameonyou:



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28 Apr 2015, 6:14 pm

aww...

I wanted to post more FMJ quotes



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28 Apr 2015, 6:16 pm

SKSFox1999 wrote:
aww...

I wanted to post more FMJ quotes

those are more fit for the CONventional insult thread. this is the UNconventional thread. :)



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29 Apr 2015, 1:54 pm

Your definition of a fine dinner involves eating a candle!



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29 Apr 2015, 1:58 pm

you eat caraway seeds and like them! :eew:



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29 Apr 2015, 2:34 pm

Your knowledge of strange foodstuffs confuses my head, insults my tastebuds and upsets my stomach! Sorcery!



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29 Apr 2015, 2:39 pm

your goat simulator has a bug which makes all flights of goat-fancy prang in the barnyard.



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30 Apr 2015, 9:48 am

auntblabby wrote:
your goat simulator has a bug which makes all flights of goat-fancy prang in the barnyard.

Heretic! there are no bugs in goat simulator, only special unplanned features!

Your slime eels are dry!



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30 Apr 2015, 12:58 pm

the posterior of your ear regions are wet.



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30 Apr 2015, 2:24 pm

Your house is so dirty the dust bunnys have created organised religion.



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30 Apr 2015, 2:34 pm

^^^
:lmao: true dat, but I'm doing better now, I swear! :mrgreen:
anyways...
you worship dust bunnies and dust rhinos in a little corner altar where you sweep them.



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30 Apr 2015, 4:48 pm

The dust bunny rebellion wrote a better thesis than you!