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15 Jan 2016, 3:16 pm

I'm a one eyed, one horned, flying, purple people eater.

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15 Jan 2016, 3:27 pm

The FBI is investigating me because they think I'm working for ISIS.

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16 Jan 2016, 5:27 am

I was born underneath a wandering star.

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16 Jan 2016, 5:53 am

I shot J.R.

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Of course, it's probably quite a bit more complicated than that.

You know sometimes, between the dames and the horses, I don't even know why I put my hat on.

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16 Jan 2016, 5:56 am

I was at the Alamo.

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16 Jan 2016, 12:51 pm

I was born a poor, black child.

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16 Jan 2016, 12:53 pm

I'm Popeye the sailor man.

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Of course, it's probably quite a bit more complicated than that.

You know sometimes, between the dames and the horses, I don't even know why I put my hat on.

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16 Jan 2016, 12:56 pm

I am 12 feet tall.

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16 Jan 2016, 1:01 pm

I'm 9 feet tall, have sunshine pouring from my face, and have a hippopotamus for a hand.

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16 Jan 2016, 1:04 pm

I am a clone of a hybrid.

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16 Jan 2016, 4:37 pm

I wrote the script for Blade Runner.

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16 Jan 2016, 4:40 pm

I have three Y-chromosomes, six adam's apples, pecs on my abs and fists for nipples!

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16 Jan 2016, 5:11 pm

No one on this forum knows who I previously was

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16 Jan 2016, 5:23 pm

There are no dime coins.

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16 Jan 2016, 5:33 pm

I like Coldplay.

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16 Jan 2016, 5:37 pm

In American Football, the football is square shaped.

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