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MONKEY
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20 Apr 2010, 5:36 pm

I am evillllll so evillllll. OMG how is someone carrying their own arm or running around in flames funny?
I can't watch anything serious without having stupid funny thoughts in my head.

*Some desperate looking woman in Iraq or some place is crying and wailing on the news* OMG LOL THEIR VOICE IS SO WEIRD (tries not to laugh)

:wall:

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20 Apr 2010, 7:39 pm

I really wish that it was 1983, and I could be the age that I am, now. That was the last good year, that The Kinks had.

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21 Apr 2010, 12:02 am

I wish I could have seen the old EMD F7 diesel trains in full force on train lines back in the day.

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21 Apr 2010, 4:57 am

Lessons For Life, Part 1: Avoiding Pain.

Slamming your finger in the door is a Bad Idea.

Lessons For Life, Part 2: Reducing Stress (Pay Attention To Your Actions, Dipshit).

I thought I'd lost my USB this morning. I was on auto-pilot when I took it out of my wallet. I looked in my wallet, and IT WASN'T THERE! Which was, of course, because I'd taken it out, but my brain didn't register that fact.

*edit* This is a palindromic post; number 5445.

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Authentic cadence: V-I
Plagal cadence: IV-I
Deceptive cadence: V- ANYTHING BUT I ! !! !
Beethoven cadence: V-I-V-I-V-V-V-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I! I! I! I I I

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21 Apr 2010, 6:55 am

Another day, another dollar.

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21 Apr 2010, 7:49 am

My palms are sweating. I've found a kind of "autism centre" in my city. I think I have to contact them. My palms are sweating ever more now and typing is becoming difficult

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21 Apr 2010, 7:54 am

this is page 911.
it reminds me of the phrase "ground zero".
how can one grind nothing?
zero can not be ground

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21 Apr 2010, 8:27 am

Am cold.

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b9
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21 Apr 2010, 8:31 am

someone said i should get a hair cut.

but there are over 30000 of them. how can i decide which one should be cut?

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21 Apr 2010, 2:08 pm

Wouldn't it be vaguely inappropriate to say the deceased at a funeral "looked good," especially if that person is a family member? That kind of creeps me out a bit, to be honest.

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Three years!

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21 Apr 2010, 3:51 pm

b9 wrote:

someone said i should get a hair cut.

but there are over 30000 of them. how can i decide which one should be cut?

cut number 17,675

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21 Apr 2010, 5:51 pm

I get this weird feeling of deja vu
every time I look in a mirror.

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21 Apr 2010, 8:05 pm

I'm going to see Porcupine Tree tonight at House of Blues.

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22 Apr 2010, 12:01 am

I don't post as often, in the games forum.

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22 Apr 2010, 10:51 am

Pickle in a shoebox! A pickle in a shoebox!

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22 Apr 2010, 12:13 pm

I'm not walking around Langley, looking like a hippie, this summer. I'm a 35 year old Mod, and woman. I'm not 17, any more. The only clothes that they sell in the Women's Department at Walmart are hippie clothes.

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