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Hal opens the main doors, baboons rush in, flinging ______as they run!
Melvin-z peeks into the room, yells 'Oh, s__t!', backs out again, gagging and retching...

Sylkat forces the door closed and turns on the life support systems!
Kevinjh blunders and accidentally disconnects HAL from its output systems, rendering him helpless and incapacitating him!
Melvin-z triggers the opening of the escape pods!
The devil (who is most definitely not a user or administrator) appears next to Ten and Alex offering a spaceship!
I run out of Ideas and into Bridge to find a table with lots of cards lying around and overturned chairs along with a bunch of spilled tea and crushed glasses.

ADDITION:
Somehow, I managed to derail the discussion to, "Continue the story above you." Take that!

The baboons pound the doors and continue to throw, toss, and fling (seems the tantrums are actually caused by the devil interrupting their card game and spilling the tea). They slam themselves against the door repeatedly, and the devil materializes in their midst, masquerading as a representative of PETA.....

Representative of PETA?

Deploy the man-eating lions and pineapple rancors!

The man-eating lions hungrily attack what (whom?) they think is a PETA representative, but the devil,never in a tolerant mood, turns them into drunken Shakespearean actors. They immediately begin reciting the choicest lines from 'Othello', but begin fighting over who gets to be Desdemona.....

okay, so we've moved from s--t flinging baboons in space, and now we have the devil directing man-eating lions in a production of Othello? How will we ever market this?

Dear melvin-z, Don't know if you've heard of them, but there's these 3 little movies about an awkward, shy girl from Arizona who hooks up with a dead guy in Washington State. I think the first one may have been called 'Twilight', or something like that. That plot line doesn't sound too appealing, but a few people have bought tickets, from what I heard. So, maybe our space opera has a future...

okay, so we need a love interest, a dead guy, and a bigger budget.
is it time to ditch this thread? we've completely abandoned rudeness.

The fact that we have abandoned rudeness is being rude to the purpose of the thread. CONTINUE!

I can play the bigger budget.

kevinjh, what can I say about you, that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKXwj7ZrHIc

I think I 'druther [sic] have the 1000 knives than the link to the YouTube. At least then I can stab the unwanted bits approaching my computer.

What has been said about Afghanistan anyway? I presume nothing?

NOTE:
I do not open YouTube links unless I can get confirmation that they can be safely rated G or PG according to the MPAA's criteria. This means that I will not open links with possible Vileness, Violence, or Vulgarity.

Afghanistan has beautiful people (Ever see the National Geographic cover of the Afghan girl?), beautiful dogs (The Afghan Hound is possibly the most beautiful of all the breeds), and beautiful scenery. I believe (correct me if I am wrong) that Afghanistan is the only country or culture that successfully held out against Soviet domination. So is kevinjh mountainous, Muslim, and mysterious? He hasn't blown up any large Buddhas lately, has he? Inquiring minds want to know...Sylkat

Capitalistic, not Communistic,
Mini, not mountainous,
Monotheistic, not Muslim,
Mysterious, not mystery.

Now that something has been said about Afghanistan, it seems a lot. Tense is important. When someone mentions a protagonist in the past tense, that someone is probably a villain.

How can I really say something rude in response to something so positive? This thread moriturus est.

Perhaps the interstellar baboons having Frisbee competitions with their own offal originally came from Afghanistan?

I don't think baboons are indiginous to Afganistan. (I'lll have to Wiki) I do know that Afghan hounds are stupid.

you are a whore.