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12 Nov 2015, 5:13 pm

I came up with a pitch for a movie that takes place in the near future where all law and society has broken down and corporations run everything. One landscaping company is making its move to consolidate power and rule the world. Dystopiary - coming to theaters, Summer 2017.

Well, it made me laugh.
My co-workers... not so much.


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15 Nov 2015, 11:03 am

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17 Nov 2015, 1:25 am

increasingly lengthy and arcane descriptions of mini fridges.


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17 Nov 2015, 11:23 am

I was on Engrish.com and they had a picture of a bag of coffee beans that says "ease your bosoms". It was an awkward translation of "take a load off your chest".

I'm pretty sure I heard Bart and Homer Simpson laughing hysterically somewhere as well. :lol:



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18 Nov 2015, 2:15 am

^hah.


in math class an equation involved the number 24, which was hilarious.

i then thought of that which is funnier than 24. and he wrote it down right after.


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19 Nov 2015, 1:27 pm

My sister and I watched a video on You-Tube where an old man finds out that he's going to be a grandfather.


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19 Nov 2015, 3:32 pm

Came across a 'Fajita Kit' at the local Aldi store today. It contains everything you need to make delicious Chicken Fajitas.....except for the chicken and the vegetables.

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19 Nov 2015, 4:11 pm

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what is "obergurgl"? and hochgurgl for that matter? uber gurgle? a gurgling onomatopoeia?


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19 Nov 2015, 4:18 pm

a squirrel jumping from tree to tree. quite the acrobat.



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19 Nov 2015, 6:57 pm

In my Mass Media and Society class, we talked about online reviews and the professor showed us the "Bic For Her" pen on Amazon. The "reviews" are hilarious.


http://www.amazon.com/BIC-Cristal-1-0mm-Black-MSLP16-Blk/product-reviews/B004F9QBE6/ref=cm_cr_pr_btm_link_1?ie=UTF8&showViewpoints=1&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending&pageNumber=1



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19 Nov 2015, 8:00 pm

About half an hour ago I tried to google something, but was immediately confronted by a notice which told me I had to read some important information, otherwise I would not be able to proceed. I therefore worked my way through several pages of mind-numbing stuff, clicking 'Next' when necessary, and finally clicking on 'I agree' (not sure what to).

I was then free to resume my search, but had forgotten what I wanted to look up....



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20 Nov 2015, 2:43 am

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21 Nov 2015, 1:05 pm

Kiprobalhato wrote:
iliketrees wrote:
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what is "obergurgl"? and hochgurgl for that matter? uber gurgle? a gurgling onomatopoeia?


Obergurgl is a village ( no, its not mouthwash for Aryan supermen), and Hochgurgl apprently is a ski resort. Both are in the Otzi Alps of the Tyrol in Austria.



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21 Nov 2015, 11:47 pm

thanks. (but "gurgl" what is a gurgl?)

nothing made me laugh today :? one of those days.


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22 Nov 2015, 10:32 am

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