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30 May 2007, 7:25 pm

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Lollipops and a trenchcoat.


True. You talk sense for once.


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01 Jun 2007, 11:32 am

Meat cleaver and bin bags.... 8O

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Duct tape and meat cleaver....

Basically meat cleaver and almost anything. :twisted:



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01 Jun 2007, 11:44 am

rosered wrote:
Meat cleaver and bin bags.... 8O

Or

Duct tape and meat cleaver....

Basically meat cleaver and almost anything. :twisted:
except meat :D


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01 Jun 2007, 12:14 pm

Matchboxes and petrol.


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01 Jun 2007, 12:31 pm

a lighter and spraypaints


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01 Jun 2007, 12:35 pm

Gingerbread and a book on witchcraft.


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01 Jun 2007, 12:40 pm

Several bottles of Vicodin and some razor blades.

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Dog food and some cake mix.

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Baby oil and duct tape.


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01 Jun 2007, 12:42 pm

Some ducks and some duck tape.


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01 Jun 2007, 12:49 pm

Plastic packaging ties without any cardboard boxes. Not strictly two items as the second item is effectively the ommision of an item.

Several years ago, my grandmother had locked her keys in the boot by mistake so I went to the supermarket to buy the packaging ties and as I was walking out of the store, the till assistant came running out and said 'you aren't going to hang yourself are you?' so I had to explain that I intended to open the window slightly and use the packaging tie to pull the door lock open. It was quite funny as she looked really worried and said that I had looked really depressed and that as I left the store, she was convinced the only reason I wanted the box ties was to hang myself. LOL.



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01 Jun 2007, 1:31 pm

Hamburger buns and cans of Alpo dog food.


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01 Jun 2007, 1:38 pm

cable ties and a cd of cyndi lauper’s greatest hits



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01 Jun 2007, 1:39 pm

box cutters and a copy of the Koran


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01 Jun 2007, 1:42 pm

bleach and chilli sauce



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01 Jun 2007, 1:51 pm

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Ammonium nitrate and lots of bottles of misc. toxic stuff.....(hint: there are lots of meth labs here in Illinois)


Hmmm... I was thinking brake fluid and pseudoephedrine (there are lots of meth labs in Utah, and this was actually a combination that I was told to watch out for when I was a cashier in a grocery store).



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01 Jun 2007, 1:53 pm

A dart board and a picture of Mother Theresa.


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01 Jun 2007, 1:57 pm

A few gallons of diesel and some ammonium nitrate fertilizer.

I will make a mental note to "accidentally" drop the receipt for a U-Haul Truck out of my purse while making the purchase...